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    NEVER!!
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    I did, too. Dinky was my favorite.
  3. Houdini Splicer
    This was what I thought of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Littles_(TV_series) I'm old.
  4. Houdini Splicer
    There was no girl in the first place. :fap:
  5. Houdini Splicer
    Same here. I'm feeling like it's a Pandora's box type of situation. Once I click play, what's done cannot be undone.
  6. Houdini Splicer
    So you're saying the janitor would wear different toupees during the week to try and seduce you? Cool, man.
  7. Houdini Splicer
    Who would you have lost it to, the hare-lipped janitor with the lazy eye?
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    Your misery feeds my soul. Not really. Hang in there, man.
  10. Houdini Splicer
    That time period (when it first came out) was one of the happiest of my life. Good, good times.
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    Also the bottom right.
  14. Houdini Splicer
    I do drugs. Just what the doctor prescribes now, though. So, I'll just be over here, boring and medicated.
  15. Houdini Splicer
    I love you, science.
  16. Houdini Splicer
    The faculty caught him leering at the female students, and actually drooling like a starving dog.
  17. Houdini Splicer
    None. Although, I did have a twin who died early on in the pregnancy, 'cause the doctor decided to remove him/her because... there was no reason. He just did it. So, yeah. My mom never did like or trust him.
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    I always type with my penis.
  20. Houdini Splicer
    No, you are strange. Dang weirdo.
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    Creepy fucker.
  23. Houdini Splicer
    Or maybe hide it where you keep all your deep, dark secrets. Like, where you hide the memories of what the babysitter did to you when you were three... um, what was I saying?
  24. Houdini Splicer
    The spank bank?
  25. Houdini Splicer
    Hey, whatever floats your boat.
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