Houdini Splicer

Absolutely.

You really are a special little sunflower, aren't you?

"I don't want to be stalked by you, creep." Be honest. Those were her actual words to you.

Now you know how the girls you stalk feel.

I take it Owens lost (I haven't see it yet or read spoilers).

Awesome news!

Sounds 'bout right.

I see. Out of my league? Maybe. Maybe not. But you? You keep on dreaming, buttercup, because your dreams are all you'll ever have. That, and whatever cheap, piss-water crap you guzzle down on a daily basis to numb the pain of being an abject failure.

Who in the blue hell is Becky Hammon?

Your coworkers think you're creepy. And they're right.

Dude, I know you do. You want her to see you for the alpha you are, yes? What better way to show her than to get her a shark? You think some weak-ass beta is gonna get her one? Hell, no. You do this, and she'll want you forever. I know what I'm talking about. I got this girl a shark back in the day... oh, man. Crazy, awesome sex. In Wal-Mart. At the movies. In people's front yards. Hell, even in church. It was insane. She grew too needy, though, so I had to fake my death to get free from her. True story. So, it will work, but you have to make sure you're prepared to accept the consequences. You pay if you want to play. But, boy, will it be worth it.

You should get her a shark. Bitches love sharks.

What kind of pathetic beta does that?

There is always someone worse off than you. If you keep that in mind, things don't seem quite as bad.

It never lived. Dun-dun-duunnn! whut

No, I asked you to shut-up, dumbass. See?

Not I, says me.

Same here.

How about nachos? Nachos rule.

The size limit is one thing, but the point where images stop getting cut off is another. Something around 170x170 to 175x175. I sized the one I'm using currently as 170x135, and it's not getting cut off. So, the more you know and whatnot.

You're a sad, little man.