Houdini Splicer

She can smell the desperation over the smell of your cheap cologne and even cheaper beer.

I think, "Why, oh why, weren't you drowned at birth?"

What in the blue hell do you expect any of us to do about that?

Well, the guy's packing heat, and she knows it. He may have already threatened her. Who knows? It's just a bad situation all around. I hope she's found, safe and sound, and returned to her family (and he gets castrated with a rusty hubcap).

I was, too. Everyone had to build something out of wood as a final grade. I made a deerstand that I used for many years afterward. That was in eighth grade. One poor girl got her hair caught up in a router, and ended up having to have her hair cut short. Good times.

The son of a bitch is already married."Cummins’ wife, Jill Cummins, on Friday asked her husband to turn himself in and bring the teenager home." http://wreg.com/2017/03/20/vigil-pleads-for-elizabeth-thomas-safe-return/ Some things shouldn't be treated lightly, Zeni. This is one of those things.

You, sir, are a shit stain on the underwear of humanity.

Let's lock Zeni up.

:fap: We'll see, chief.

Don't show any weakness. They can smell your fear. They will see straight through your bullshit. ...those kids are gonna eat you alive.

Oh, I understand completely. You're an idiot.

I'm talking about your video being lame, son. No violent kung-fu action scenes. No explosions. No scantily-clad women.

What the hell? Not one chair was thrown in this damn video. 4/10

R.I.P.

Why wait, when you can help science out now? The ladies love that sort of thing.

Propylene glycol, eh? Nothing like good 'ol antifreeze to make everything taste better. Including e-cigarettes. Mmm.

Wait, you didn't mention war earlier. In that case, it is better to die with honor, than to be found dead with a half-eaten Peep poking outta your pie-hole. I read that somewhere once. Bazooka Joe bubblegum wrapper, maybe?

I think you should volunteer for a labotomy. Medical students gotta learn somehow.

Mmm... sweet, sugary death.

Alright, alright. I'm just trying to help you to not make some of the same mistakes I did.

Currently 69 degrees and cloudy.

What I'm saying is don't let your anger get the best of you. Don't lose your shit and wind up leaving bruises on her arms, butt, etc. It could cost you custody of your child, and for what? It's not worth it. At all.