Houdini Splicer

Everyone backstage gets along fine with and likes Aiden. Gotch, on the other hand, was a dick that everyone despised. Rumor has it they might pair up Aiden English with Jack Gallagher.

A cheap hooker to make you a real man, then peg the shit out of you.

I have uncovered more information that makes this even more disturbing. It turns out, the girl was a second grader, and the phone, was really a toy the little girl got with her kids' meal. The parents of the girl were understandably upset, and chased Zeni out of the restaurant. They called the cops, but Zeni was long gone before they arrived on scene. This cannot be stated enough, but Zeni is clearly disturbed, and somebody needs to take him out to the corn crib and Old Yeller his ass.

Who told you that shit, Aquaman? Lame-ass motherfucker. "My superpower is I can talk to fish." That ain't a superpower! That's fucking sad, that's what that is! Don't believe anything that bastard tells you. Hell, Gleek is more of a superhero than Aquaman. What was I about to do? Ah, yes. My medication.

Maybe all your manly manliness made her panties wet, and she had to go change. You stud, you. Or, more likely, you gave her the douche chills, and she went and projectile vomited for an ungodly amount of time.

She's playing hard to get. Go get her, tiger.

You're welcome.

You take the phone and shove it down the front of your pants. Tell her if she wants it, she'll have to reach in and get it. Win-win.

Being serious here, I have never had that problem. You must be doing something wrong.

True.

It's definitely not for everyone. But it's fun if you're into that sort of thing. I've seen people who didn't really get it, but gave it a try because it gave them a chance to work on their creative writing. For some it worked out, for some it didn't. Eh, to each their own.

*clears throat* "We don't need no Zenigundam We don't need no sick asshole They caught him jacking in the bathroom Zeni has no self-control Hey! Creeper! Leave those kids alone! All in all, you're just the creepiest bastard of all All in all, you're just the shit brick in the wall."

I used to be in the ASWF, many, many moons ago. My character's name was the same as my name on here now. When I first started out, he was dressed up like the merchant from RE4, and could be found hanging around (and in) the dumpsters at the various arenas the ASWF went to. He was, to be honest, a Stone Cold ripoff. He was always drunk, always cursing and smoking. Of course his finisher was the Stunner. Hell, his name was Stunner in the very beginning before I changed it to just a nickname. Anyway, I moved away from him being in rags, to a more normal guy. He played guitar at the ASWF's local watering hole at the time, "Wolf's Bar". Some time after that, I grew tired of it, and Vin "retired". It was fun, and I never took it too seriously, but I eventually lost interest. I wish the old boards still existed, though, because everyone put a lot of work into their characters and storylines, and it could be pretty entertaining. Oh, well. If enough people show interest, I might get back into it. Oh, and here is what my character looked like, back in 2009. It's just Chris Cornell's head on John Cena's Body, but it worked for me.

RIP

I'll give you a dollar if you go slam your head in a car door.

I finally watched SmackDown a few hours ago. That was so awesome.

That really would be best. Hell, I know better than to egg him on, but I still do it.

Thank you. *bows* If Zeni's having fun by making creepy threads, then by God, I'm gonna have fun by making fun of him.

The truly fucked up part of all this? The girl is in a wheelchair. This sick fuck singled her out because she can't run away. If she took off in her wheelchair, he has a slim chance of actually catching up to her, ain't that right, fat boy? Anyway, the only thing that saved this poor girl, was the crossing guard being there. You need help. I don't mean mental help, either. I'm thinking more along the lines of castration. I'm sure there are enough people here willing to lend a hand, or knife, or scissors, hell, a shard of broken glass would be sufficient.

I'm pretty sure that means she already knows who you are. Only now, she has a face to put to the stories that her daddy told her as a child. You know the ones. How he used to go to school with this really creepy kid, and how this kid made everyone feel uncomfortable, just by his presence alone. He saw this kid constantly leering at all the girls (even the ones in elementary and pre-school). He made a vow to The Almighty that he would punish this creeper every day, that the pain inflicted would keep the sicko distracted from the girls, so they might live in peace. And so he did. All the girls remained safe. And Zeni calls this guy a "bully". This guy is a hero, and deserves a fucking medal.

Oh, God, the flashbacks! *shivers*

Psychic powers, man... : o

He wants to use your hollowed-out corpse as a fancy soup bowl. You should have at least listened to his sales pitch, to see if it would have been worth it.