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Houdini Splicer

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    You're still a whore. You never stopped.
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    So that's your excuse?
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    The inside of Packard's toaster oven?
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    Replace Jane with fuggs. You're welcome.
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    Reminds me of a song. What was it again? Ah, yes. I remember.
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    She's just horrible in every conceivable way. Dogs can sense evil, you know.
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    Congratulations!
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    Thoughts and prayers sent your way. Get well soon!
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    Ask the mods to change it.
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    Oh, I was gonna say, "What are words that phillies will never hear?"
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    The cougar was probably more of an "easy listening" kinda guy/gal. 😄
  19. Houdini Splicer
    Don't let Packard see...
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    You're right. Plus, there is no visible toaster oven.
  21. Houdini Splicer
    Looks like Packard's house.
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    Oof.
  23. Houdini Splicer
    Go for it. Show her who's boss. If her husband says anything, you can step to him and crack your knuckles. That will show him ...that you're the biggest wuss there is, there was, and ever will be.
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    I've had this happen several times.
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    Ha, no he didn't. He's always raring to go. Except that, um, Zeni is a serial premature ejaculater. Which is something Packard likes. A lot.
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