Houdini Splicer

No one wants your cocktail wienie, Zeni.

You're more like Emil after he drives into the toxic waste, Short Round.

She's a freak between the sheets. Not like you would know, or ever will...

Having a mental disorder does not entitle one to be an insufferable piece of shit.

Yep, and there she was, having to deal with yet another one. Also, you're supposed to have your money, credit card, etc. ready before you get to the window.

I honestly don't know, and I'm not curious enough to find out, lol.

But the mental image will forever be etched into your brain. Bleach won't help. However, copious amounts of weed will help you to not care. Maybe.

Diaphragm

And it will. It's all fun and games until she has to have toes, feet, etc. amputated.

I'm so old. I remember when those were brand new. Back then people were just glad to be able to play video games at home. I did love me some Yars' Revenge, though. Get off my lawn, you little shits! (waves cane)

Oh. Gotcha.

So you broke into someone's house?

Still a dumb move.

Truth has been spoken this day.

So, who is this Celeste E chick? Another alt like Rebecca? Also, all the uploaded vids are of the daughter, not the mom. There is no way you can claim otherwise. You, sir, have pegged out the creepy pedo meter. Saying you were drunk off cheap-ass piss water won't save you this time.

Every once in a while, Zeni can be funny. Then he goes back to being creepy and ruins the whole thing.

You should do a series on the art of throwing chairs while flexing and guzzling bottom-shelf piss water. Then, follow that up with a series dedicated to teaching today's beta males how to be a true alpha male... Who still lives with his mommy and stalks little girls.

Bahahahahahaha!! 😆 You loser. 😛

Yet again, she makes it all about her. Big surprise.

Those giggle chills... Those special feels...

You just said it yourself. If you're going to lie, make it believable.

Don't forget @Zenigundam

It's pretty bad when your hand turns you down.

So, you're going to post a picture of you choking your chicken. Got it. Trying to go yet another "vacation", I see.

Gurf Gurston