Houdini Splicer

They were dead the whole time. That's the loophole right? Or is it because Glenda the Good is really a bitch, who used Dorothy as a pawn just to fuck with the Wicked Witch of the West? Or maybe it's because Deebo's eyes are crooked as fuck, and you never can tell where that motherfucker is looking? Any of those sound right?

The latest one was directed by Shane Black, who played Hawkins in the first one. There are some nods and references to the first two Predator movies, which I thought were cool.

I liked it.

Karma's starting to catch up to you. It's taking its sweet ass time about it, but better late than never, I guess.

Same.

I do.

You will always be a virgin, thank heavens.

Bottom shelf beta bitch

Normal? Ew. Who the hell wants to be that?

Maybe they thought they could grow a giant wiener by doing so.

Don't forget the cheesy music and the shag carpet pubic hair.

And you are as much of a virgin now, as you were then. Also, it was probably the first time you had impure relations with Tiger. The first of many, many, many, MANY times. That poor stuffed animal. 😢

You suck. 💩

Uh... you're not Zeni. So, you're in the clear.

"Get used to being alone, kid." That's exactly what I would tell him/you.

It's a pop-up book, right? For all the times where you flex, approach someone, or furiously masturbate.

She was happy to see you leave, because the police showed up to escort you off the premises. Weirdo.

Here I was, thinking that you finally moved out of your mom's house... Or she kicked you out. I am so disappointed. So, they moved you to a different class? Hmm. They put you with the worst of the worst, so that you will get your ass kicked on a daily basis. Nice. I guess we can look forward to threads like "This legal age hottie stabbed me 40 times with a fingernail file, but she was just playing hard to get."

You know he talks to you... in the little high-pitched voice you make when you ask him a question. Zeni: Am I really the loser everyone says I am? Tiger: No way! You're the true lone wolf alpha male! Can I touch your mighty meat staff again? Zeni: Sure, little buddy. *Perverted shit goes down, resulting in Tiger being thrown in the washing machine afterwards. Angels weep. This makes the fourth time it has happened this week. Down from six times the week prior. So... progress?* You sick, sad, son-of-a-bitch.

You should make a video telling the betas to kiss your alpha ass. Then show them you're serious by throwing a chair, for old time's sake.

It was your sister. You paid her in Cheetos.

You're gonna piss all over yourself, and beg and plead like a little bitch? Well, I guess that IS a plan. Not a good one, but I suppose it's the best you can do...

Alright, we'll see.

Still subscribed. Don't watch, but, yeah...