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Tricolor

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  1. I thought I went into a vortex once while on a dmt binge. Turns out it was a manhole. And not the soft, moist kind.
  2. I threw my back out juicing oranges😐
  3. Orrrr..hear me out....the woof!eh?
  4. Has Jackie Chan ever done a cart wheel, pooped at the zenith of the cartwheel and then kicked the poop at the oncoming ninja janitor? I haven't seen all of his movies so I'm not sure.
  5. Last I heard, they were breaking their necks climbing milk crates....
  6. Those motherguckers lied to me!
  7. I'm an apostrophe!
  8. I'm waiting for Mt Everest to flood
  9. That was a tactical ricochet! It's to hit targets around corners
  10. Ah yes, if Romeo and Mercutio had been english....
  11. Through the anus.
  12. I hear the new thing is horse dewormer....Great stuff!
  13. This is truly a miracle!
  14. Muhammad doesn't look too kindly upon a martyr named Jim Bob Mckister
  15. Does the water in the toilet go as far as the trap, or all the way to the main sewer line?
  16. Let one bite you, maybe turn into batman..that's how it works,right? Right? Pffffff....kids
  17. Ok ok, we heard you the first time! Sheezz
  18. Sounds like something some Russian lesbians would do on purpose.
  19. Holy crap. It works!🍆🍑🐓
  20. Happy vagina ejection day!
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