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I learned the manhattan the moment I turned 21, on my college aid. You can thank Bette Midler for that.

Thank god

I mean, that cheat sheet is basically any phone. Long islands are already down the sleeve.

I love you but I don't serve teenagers

The job is much more pleasant than I expected, even with cutting folx off. What cocktails should I put in my repertoire, in the off chance somebody orders it?

As if I have any idea what im doing.

Detailed tattoo of Fyodor Dostoevsky's portrait on my ass.

No. My mom used to do some caretaking when I was about four. The woman whom she assisted always had a bowl of Good N Plentys and would let me at the whole bowl every time I was over. One day though, when we arrived we could hear her crying loudly through the door. My mom knocked and called to her. All I remember after that was asking, on the drive home shortly after, why we weren't spending the afternoon at the elderly woman's house.

I don't mind good and plentys. I remember eating them as a kid. They're also associated with a vague brush with my first understanding of mortality. So they got my respect.

Energy drink.

Diarrhea. Would rather have constant release than an unending ache.

Prepare to get shown up by musical theater kids with a lot of talent, ambition but no other outlet than the one all-ages open mic in town that also overcaffeinates them to hell

Oops! All Berries Or Oreo-O's, which makes me sentimental for living in Seoul

A standard beer that's almost at any bar might be a pabst tallboy, so if I can't look at a draft list, it might be that. Though if I'm thinking hard alcohol: manhattans usually.

I like the icon as an extension of interests and personality. My face doesn't really get at that. I have filled a little of my profile out tho.

https://thegeekiary.com/archive-of-our-own-hugo-award/62723 http://www.thehugoawards.org/2019/04/2019-hugo-award-1944-retro-hugo-award-finalists/#more-3388 Congrats! Many of you, and I, are (indirectly) finalists for one of the most well-known and esteemed sci-fi/fantasy awards in literature.

I like eBooks for things I know I'm going to mark up. I like the option of being able to make annotations, then disappear them or turn them on as soon as I want to see/not see them. Also, eBooks have made numerous titles accessible to readers with eye problems (making any book large font is an incredible innovation for a demographic whose large-print books were severely numbered). That being said, I love the feel and weight of a traditional book. I like being able to shut a book. I like the weight. I like choice in paper and I like specifically chosen fonts for the book, instead of a boilerplate selection of Times, Garamond, Georgia (no offense, Georgia, my personal favorite), Arial and so on. I feel I read quickly but more thoroughly through traditional books. Lines seem to hit me harder (though perhaps the books I read on eReaders weren't as good as I hoped). Also, it's been awhile, but the last time I checked, eBooks also are terrible with formatting poetry collections.

Hope you like jail

This film only seems to remind me of all the most obnoxious Beatles fans in my life.

I love Rami Malek and Queen. I really cannot give half a ham for hell about a Hollywood film about either Mercury or the band

You drive a hard bargain, but I think we've reached a solid compromise!

Powdered onion? Fresh squeezed or drink my pussy.

I mean, at least the turn-around on the joke is p quick.

Since it's a literary conference with a whole lot going on (including karaoke nights) I'm probably going to make a separate thread <3 but I will keep this one up to date with nosedives