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Happy birthday, Anime!

I hear Zeni eats the zippers off all his jeans while still wearing them. I hear Zeni wears sandals backwards in an effort to make them match his jeggings. Zeni's man-cries can be heard at a pitch picked up by horses and horses only.

You cheeky bitch

It is the romantic hour. I have made the house look like love and set the ambience so that it will put us both in the mood for give me kiss. Look what I have done to make the atmosphere so romantic! I put a photograph of Marvin Gaye in the freezer. I buried a bottle of sensual massage oil in the back yard. The ambience is too romantic to ignore. Please give me kiss.

Born To Run is a banger.

Yeah. It wasn't too bad. Got a 50 percent tip from an 87 dollar bill. Found five dollars while cleaning up. All in all, a good night. Now time to get ready for my 6AM morning shift.

I'll buy the shot for anybody who mentions Puebla also

Right? At least the white folks here won't have much need for anything beyond margaritas and tequila shots. So it'll be super busy but largely uncomplicated

Tune in to find out if I survive.

Unevenedge's discord chat.

Check out Claire Denis' "Trouble Every Day"

I feel so seen.

Have fun! I still wanna meet more people from here/asmb. I've had a blast hanging with those I've met so far.

I'd probably just get rid of it.

I'm never not doing kegels. Even in my sleep. My whole body is in knots with muscular tension but thank God I can cut bad dick off with the sacred section of my thighs.

I'm sure he hasn't been laid in years, so... good for him.

Good choice

My housemate's kid was about 9 or 10 when she found out about Santa not being real, and before Christmas. Which was a shame, because we wanted her to realize it for herself that Christmas morning, when Santa brought everybody an airhorn, except for her.

Spam several week's old, gunked in the sink's garbage disposal.

Quality "Housemates' Incredibly Chinese Mom" Time™

This was legit like, my fave drink when I was 12

I'm going to keep this short and say I owe Bette more than any bank could ask