SwimOdin

That’s the one. So ridiculous.

Boys, might I suggest trying this: turn off the HUD (and maybe take federally legal recreational drugs?). It’s a completely different game. You’ll get lost and shoot very poorly! But it’s awesome.

Cuddle buddy

Holy shit I didn't know how good this stuff was! Coconut, almond, oat, I can't stop drinking it. Y'all got any recommendations?

Nuclear war is one step closer to Godzilla

You either die a hero or something wrong or something else wrong with you and your heart and mind that you don’t have to get it done

Also, she’s being modest, but it’s @UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS birthday as well.

He’s insane.

If you’re starting to have a nagging ache or pain, get it checked out. Things don’t get better, they just get worse. Your life is more important than your job. Clean a little bit every day or do bite-sized cleaning, or it’ll eventually get overwhelming. Drink water. Value yourself. You’re worthy of love.

Happy birthday us

Never forget

Hi mumbo

Also, should the Bills just play in the Superb Owl now?

Time to get really bummed out! —2022 Atlanta Falcons

Happy birthday. Not enough arch support.

It was the boy’s second birthday yesterday and there’s a kid’s Dino event in town. It was such a good day. edit: for context, the third pic is a giant lasagna from bucca di beppo

I love the NFL. Calvin Ridley suspended for a year, but sexually assault over 20 women? Good to go. Can’t wait for all the players to wear pink in support of women!

We might live close to one another, there’s a Burger Fi up the road with a park. Or maybe they do that everywhere.

For 19/20ths of my life, I was an indoor kid. Video games, computer, tv? Yes. Sunlight, fresh air, activity? No. The pandemic changed that for me and got me outside and loving it. Now I feel like a transcendentalist if I sit under a tree. So, have you always been an outdoor person, a nerd, or something in between? pic related, I’m sitting under this right now

Live your truth

A lot of things sucks. Let’s list things that don’t. Name three years in your life that were the best/happiest/most good. Tell us why, or don’t! 2004: started a new job, started a fun relationship, then got the adult swim job in December. I was young, dumb, and full of etc. (narrator: there were some awful years in between) 2015: married! 2022: it’s just been good! Y’all have seen pictures of the boy, he’s my favorite. I realize it’s usually all schadenfreude and gallows humor here, but humor me.

“Oddest movie best on true ever”

Do you remember the time in your life when you didn’t need it? Ten years ago I could spring up after the first chime of my alarm, ready for the day, with no chemical enhancement. I started dating my wife who is a big coffee drinker, and I began partaking as well. Now, I have to have it. I miss not needing it. But hot DAMN do I love the rush. Addiction sucks.

I actually do wish they were switched, the angry folder should always be below the general folder.

I don’t think I could ever quiet quit. I have a character flaw where I’m either 110% or 0%. I don’t respect my time.