SwimOdin

This is the stupidest universe.

I never thought it would happen to me, but who does? You’re just driving to work, and you see it. You didn’t think it was real, first off. Second, even if it was, who? Who would buy it!? I just saw a cybertruck.

Thee2TONfist and UncomfortableGoatee

Interesting! I will never leave the southern United States.

I’m a southern boy so I have to ask, what plastic?

This sure is a thread.

It’s endearing that you guys can interpret what @ghostrekis saying. It’s sweet, borderline parental. i never know what the fuck he’s saying.

Are you AI?

13% of the voting public will be suddenly dying from falls.

The fact that we got anything for him makes me think Fontenot is the true author of The Art of the Deal.

I had that game. I remember playing on breaks when I was on a jury for a hysterectomy malpractice suit. Good times.

Spring sale is happening. I’m not buying anything.

The first time I heard it was in The Dark Knight. I have full confidence in Harvey Dent in getting a guilty verdict.

Keep your eyes on Ted Cruz’s Twitter account.

So we all have geriatric cats? 2009-10 must’ve been the year to get a cat.

Not so much that you like cats…do cats like you? Not just your cat, do random cats also seek you out? I have a feeling most people who use a forum in the year of lord 2024 have some feline friends.

I hope Rodgers does run so we can be done with him. He’s apparently a Sandy Hook truther, and it would be convenient to completely write him off at this point.

Please take Marge with her.

I swear I didn’t even know you could do that. This is my old moment.

That too. She’s 15 so she can’t jump to the sink very well, so now it’s the bathtub…

Do you have one that’s not absolute shit that blasts ads directly into your asshole? Please tell me there’s an ok free one somewhere.

Abby has to be in the bathroom with me, she will run her paws incessantly on the door until I let her in.

Didn’t like Quarterback on Netflix?

He’s 35 and coming off an Achilles injury, so yeah, I’m concerned. However, he’s a proven starter and we’ve got a lot of talented players. The quarterback was the missing piece that remained. So I’m very optimistic. I would’ve been happy with Fields too, but he’s more of a higher ceiling/lower floor. Kirk is consistent and a good decision maker.

I feel so tired today. I know it’s just one hour, but it messes me up every time.