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They’ve effectively ended the game, the players are standing on the field and they got together in a circle to pray. The game clock is running but the players are just standing on the field. It was the right decision. Who the fuck wants to continue a preseason game where someone gets critically injured? This is so sad.

Horrible injury to a Lions player in this preseason game, there’s an ambulance on the field. His head snapped by so far, hoping it’s not paralysis.

Got a haircut, felt cute

My Dad did acid before I was born and he posts the laaaaaamest shit on instagram and facebook. I know I generalized and present company is excluded, of course.

Do you have Prosopagnosia ?

These are lame even for a baby boomer. This is like if the silent generation could use social media.

I can’t sleep, so… My top 25 films of the 21st century Superbad The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Children of Men Blade Runner 2049 Arrival No Country for Old Men Inglorious Basterds Django Unchained Mad Max: Fury Road Get Out Zodiac Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse The Dark Knight Interstellar The Prestige Guardian’s of the Galaxy The Wolf of Wall Street Parasite Uncut Gems The Iron Claw Toy Story 3 Snowpiercer Creed Scott Pilgrim vs The World

I gave MrD my copy of Metroid Prime Trilogy, he deserved it.

He thinks the car seat is for him

My worst nightmare, probably having an awkward conversation with a stranger on a very tall rope bridge while roaches scurry towards me.

My old man take but I wish we could go back to IV.

I don’t know that road…but I know that road.

Man I haven’t had time to watch any EVO this year

How long does it take you to walk to Wyoming?

https://www.si.com/nfl/micah-parsons-cowboys-trade-request-jerry-jones-negotiations Micah Parsons wants out of Dallas. Jerry would be insane to let him go. So let’s speculate where he’d end up. I will trade Kirk Cousins for him.

He’s my everything

A teensy lizard we found on Wednesday

Also, fuck the Saints.

I will report my findings at the Titans Falcons preseason game in two weeks. I’m so excited, especially because it doesn’t matter when we lose.

I’ve never liked Ocarina that much. I know that’s blasphemy but it never clicked.

@The Evil Dr. Longshadowin case no one told you today, you’re a moron.

This is something you could easily answer for yourself just by looking. This is a false premise of ignorance, so shut the fuck up. You lost any presumption you were arguing on the merits of YOUR OWN argument a long time ago.

Where would you let him finish on you?

Kpop Demon Hunters is good, y’all.