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Top 4 (because I can’t think of five) wrestling matches I saw in person 4. Royal Rumble 2010 3. Kenny Omega and “Hangman” Adam Page vs The Lucha Bros 2. Bray Wyatt vs Undertaker 1. “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan vs Goldberg (not a great match, but my parents got us front-row seats for when Hogan finally dropped the belt. Summer of 98, I was 15, and I’ll never forget it)

That’s an interesting idea. Now I want to think of characters from one company who feel better fit for the other. Grundy definitely feels Marvel.

I have a car.

Welp

I wanted to see if it would keep saying it. It did.

Also this is neat:

Ah.

That’s honestly an amazing point. If it were, say, a Subaru Outback, we’d know immediately it was intentional. Elon’s silver shit-box? Coulda just been he turned the AC on when it’s in reverse.

He looks like one of the weirder-looking titans from AoT.

Instead of making penis innuendo, he will just be Penis.

Falcons continue to show they can beat the worst teams in the league. Penis didn’t look bad, so that’s promising.

He has a talented son, RIP

I’m glad as a society we have collectively agreed that because “Penix” is one letter away from “penis” that all of his nicknames will be penis related. I will just call him Penis now. Penis was playing hard on the opening drive.

Vols looking saaaaaaaad

Will anyone ever tire of Seven Nation Army? I am, but will anyone else?

Sure glad the orange and white team is playing the orange and white team. Hopefully MY orange and white team wins tonight. I may live blog experience, but I also have a lot of recreational drugs, so…

Having not read the article, I can assure you that you summarized it perfectly.

Heard this morning, I’m surprised the whole case isn’t gone. It’s obvious now that justice will never cross mar-a-lago’s threshold.

Good news for piss-video enthusiasts, when employees inevitably forgot to turn off the camera.

RIP RFK

Happy birthday! I forgot we’re the same age.

Godzilla is in his renaissance so we’re currently living through the best time ever to be a Godzilla fan.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43031456/atlanta-falcons-say-michael-penix-replace-kirk-cousins-starting-qb-moving-forward Had to be done

One of our worst wins ever. That was abysmal. This team cannot go to the playoffs.

Oh hell no, oh no. No.