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André Toulon

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  1. So you're cool with fire and brimstone? What if masturbating is really a deadly sin and you're condemned to hell.....Do you still not care?
  2. Crafty minx.....Drive TiC out then take on his persona.....I should have seen through this plan long ago before it was too late.
  3. As much as I do enjoy the naked, I don't think I have the self control to stop from having wood all the time, and I think in those communities it's considered disrespectful. It's not even so much that the nude women would excite me as much as when my junk is out, it kinda just.....Does that. Could you do it......Can you contain the boner?
  4. I hadn't considered this.....I would want to be like Grey Fox or something, but with my luck I'd wind up Robocop......Or worse, Dr. Wheelo
  5. Gotcha bitch.....The real Packard doesn't have genitals and doesn't find women attractive.
  6. Not sue who Biu is or if she's any good, but Boo could totally do this......Killer for hire. She's definitely the best player I've ever had on my Uncharted team,I'm sure she can play Overwatch
  7. But you're here....In my thread....For no reason. You could easily be in one of your threads.....Alone.
  8. He's such a girl
  9. You have no idea how to follow instructions, do you
  10. Disregard your belief system for the time being......When you rattle one last time and poo yourself, what do you want to happen after that. I'm not exactly a fan of the whole heaven thing. I mean it's said to be paradise, but I'm thinking white Christian god may look down on the things I consider paradise, so how can it be paradise for me. I really hope I just get a reboot at life.....Like my "soul" gets shuffled into some unborn child and I get to do this all over again.......Granted I hope I don't wind up in one of those counties that's all sand and bullets, but even if it is, I still think that would be better than sitting on a cloud being saintly and shit. Being able to haunt someone would be awesome as well.....Maybe it sucks to exist on some plane between life and death, but I'm thinking more like the Beetlejuice kind of ghost......Not the shitty Patrick Swayze ghost bullshit. I guess the proverbial "hell" would be the absolute worst.....I mean I can't stand being hot here on earth.......Burning forever has to suck, but I feel that's also completely unlikely. I'm also cool with it just being over....Like all consciousness gone, nothing going on......Just complete null.
  11. If I'm blocked why are you here?
  12. My girl says "mee mee" and it absolutely infuriates me. Like I haven't called her on it because it's such a stupid thing to needlessly correct her over, but goddammit every time I hear her say it i wanna kill myself.
  13. Is it?......I could swear it was a monthly + pick but maybe not...Whateves, I was just looking for an example.
  14. That's not even slightly funny
  15. Welp Zeni, it's been fun.....I was happy to be your cheerleadr but you're just annoying now. I hate it's had to xome to this but I'm bailing. Don't ever stop being you though......It's entertaining until it gets old.
  16. Well she hasn't made a thread about breaking all of her mirrors, so I'll assume she's still pretty sad.
  17. She needs the attention.....Nothing new here. She hates everything.
  18. Sorry, don't have any of those because I wasn't fucking him.....
  19. It's my cousin's best friend....I have no reason to lie just because I didn't parade our friendship around like an attention seeking crevice I grew up with this cat, unlike you I don't need to make shit up and continuously bring it up for prosperity
  20. Doing nothing productive and lying about your life has that effect.....Try not doing that and you'll feel better
  21. Do it....Fighting Solo is worth the price alone....I hate that fucker.
  22. What? If you have plus you get discounts on games that are full price. You confused me when you said that earlier, that you had it with plus or whatever but I didn't follow so I didn't care but now I'm actually wondering what you mean. Like I have Warframe free from +, but I think I can still purchase the game outright if I cancel the DL
  23. I'm the only member and he's not doing anything to keep me
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