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André Toulon

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  1. Been there once or twice.......But in m experience, it's always easier to just start looking for a new job
  2. HBD....Get Sun/Moon and fite me
  3. I was misled.....I want my $$$ back
  4. You know she's special.....Trying to insult people while looking stupid doing it....Par for the dogleg left that's Fuggz
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    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See how excited I was. And I instantly try to shoehorn it into conversation. But seriously, I was extremely excited when I first heard the word vexatious.......It described so many things that I overused it until I hate that word now and it's my own fucking fault.
  6. BUT.......Are you wearing the toga?
  7. You don't know shit about Japan, do you Every female is either a teenager or and old bitch with huge tits....That's all they fap to
  8. Instead of that, they can just donate to your go fund me that's reached it's goal but is still open for donations. Don't worry, it was money well spent.....Happy birthday!
  9. André Toulon

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    No, we're just probably addressing the wrong schitzo personality.......Let's wait for the one that doesn't remember calling all of the guys faggots who found Poof more attractive than her......I'm sure that one remembers the other stuff.
  10. .........Nevermind, I wrote a caustic post but don't really want to fuck with you tonight either......good choice......Man, it's gonna be a slow night if i don't get some kind of fire under my as
  11. What makes them fake? But see.....THIS....This is what we want more of.......It's seems story driven, you have characters lined up, it's a good way to showcase the side of Mochi we rarely get to see, and it allows you to stay true to your sexuality without being needlessly dramatic. This Mochi (not that you care or should), but this Mochi.......He's a cool ass, talented dude.
  12. LOL, you are just the break in stupidity I needed.........Where do you find these
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    LOL this thread....And no, not you Poofytang, you do your thang......But Just lol.
  14. BIG DADDY.....That super sized 6 inches >
  15. You're getting your alts mixed up Ghostrek
  16. Every fap is stellar.....If you fuck up a fap then you should just chop your junk off and flush your fertility organs.....I hear you can get 35k for a nut
  17. Excellent ruse, but you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat my fap time
  18. LOL, you seem to think you have some sort of actual tyrannical power........Don't let the toga go to your head, you're little more respected than Packard so you're always ripe for parody like anyone else.
  19. Jingai confirmed for Possum
  20. Really specific since most of the time when I buy those baggies they come in assorted colors to begin with......Never heard of color coding my dope bags.
  21. I actually had a dream she was sucking my dick once.......She was crying because I kept slapping her mixtape out of her hand and throwing it at her head. I felt bad because it was a testament at how badly I was treating her so I either called or texted her to apologize and she insulted me and said something to piss me off so I tried to have the dream again
  22. If you noticed he didn't mention any IBers and even though you peered into babbling on occasion, you were largely a joke over there so he may not have been aware of your meek and austere personality.
  23. The first time me and a couple of my friends tried wet we all agreed that it "kinda" smelled/tasted like bug spray......So in an attempt to recreate the experience without spending money we rolled a blunt and soaked it with raid......We waited for.....Well hold on, the first one we tried to dry in the microwave and it burst into flames.......So we did it again and waited patiently for it to dry. Needless to say Raid is NOT PCP. The point is.....I am actually amazed I'm still alive because this is not the first or only of our many homemade attempts at getting high. I'm actually glad Squidbillies came out after my years of heavy drug use because I'm actually a little intrigued by injecting hairspray into my spine.
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