Jump to content
UnevenEdge

André Toulon

Abyss Watcher
  • Posts

    29051
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    207

Everything posted by André Toulon

  1. Goddammit Ghostrek
  2. Delete all your videos and go on a shooting spree at your truck stop before putting one in your dome when the police arrive
  3. Because you don't wanna play step mama or because you don't fuck with baby mamas
  4. I don't understand how some dudes have multiple women at once.....I may flirt or whatever, but Jesus Christ, I can't find enough time for 1....much less 2 or even 3......When do you ever have ME time.....And ME time is my shit.
  5. Meh, men and women lie.....Men just lie about stupid shit. We know we aren't going to be the same guy we were when we first meet you, but most of the time we'll ease you in and hope you can deal with whatever version of full of shit we are. Women lie from the moment they tell you "I don't usually do this".......I think this phrase has come from every woman I've dated and it's always a lie. I think women are considered better liar, not because they have mastered lying, but because men don't give a fuck or pay attention to the truth until it's WAAAAAAAAY too late. Like "I knew this bitch was playing me, but she stroked my ego enough to believe she was just going her sister's house" The world has changed and I may be pessimistic, but I think my relationships all go better now that I have no expectations. Also, the biggest way men fuck up is getting close to women that they are fucking behind another dude's back and thinking she would never do it to them..........I'm drunk now, so I'm not even sure how I got to this point in my reply. Starting over.......I'm a good guy, and I am totally not an asshole.
  6. In what world was Dragon Age ever GOTY. Not saying it wasn't, but I missed that.
  7. Lying about what, exactly?......About how you are a confounding and ignorant being, or about me sending x-rated texts to women.....I mean I sent you a few....I stopped when I realized you have the mind of a child, but I'm not sure what you're calling me a liar about now.
  8. Inside jokes don't work on idiots.....I had no idea what was going on.
  9. Are you drunk....Legit asking because this is......Well.....This IS. Majin, help him.....I assume you know what's going on because I'm just kinda gonna tip my way out the door here.
  10. I'm very respectable to women because I was raised by a woman.....Hell, women......I don't allow women to be disrespected in my company. I've gone to war with dudes who were trying to direspect a friend of mine because she had a less than stellar reputation. I but the sanctity of respecting females above a lot of shit.....But I will destroy a cunt.......Not a bitch....I love bitchy women. Cunts can die slow though. I see the irony in this post, shut up Scoob.
  11. It's because you're a trifling ho
  12. That's almost the literal definition of being childish.
  13. Prove what.....That I've sent sexual texts to women?.......Is that what you're asking me? I mean I can, but I'm not you and I get no joy out of sharing private conversations here of unwitting people that trust me with sensitive pics or texts.......How you're oblivious to tact will never cease to amaze me.......No one actually makes a spectacle of their suitors except you......I can only assume it's because that's the best you'll ever get......Promises of nasty, hot, stankin' sex that you'll never get. I also don't understand why your retaliation for being ridiculed is to post more things for people to laugh at. You are a weird bird. Last of the Dodos.
  14. Not sure why you think it matters to me.....I don't make her post her twat. She asked me to do it on the Node boards but me, I have a certain amount of respect for her even if she has none for herself. I've tried.......I've tried hard to get her to stop doing stupid shit, but that's just her thing........Hell, despite how hard I go on her, I still try to protect her for the most part, but she takes it as an attack......You can't help people who didn't mature after puberty.
  15. Quickest trigger in the East.
  16. She still might....It's early and once she gets going, she can't be stopped.....She's like a gross Juggernaut.
  17. I got 100 bucks says she doesn't even have one of her and her baby daddy together......I mean the man that sired your child wouldn't even step into a pic with you. It's just pathetic that all she has is texts and she displays them as if someone is gonna go "dayum bitch, you pimpin" You doing ho things with ho tendencies....Ho's are your friends, ho's are your enemies.
  18. Yeah, I send messages to broads I fucked to.....Probably never see any of them again but you have to make sure you can still hit. This is nothing to show off. Post a pic of you and man together that isn't a decade old or not your brother.
  19. You never had him, he just used you to squirt loads and he has herpes Which means you have herpes
  20. It's a needlessly snobby way to reach an end.
  21. Your bottom lip is quivering as your sad, bumpy buttcheeks writhe in pain.
  22. Well, you haven't done anything to get me back so if I had done it, I did get away with it, and I'm still not even sure why I would hack your live journal.......You have a weird obsession with accusing me of doing the stupid shit that you would do to someone.......You overestimate how much I care. I just like adding captions to your shitty FB pics.
  23. Where is that chick......I remember Lil' Mama being in that video and she committed career Seppuku soon after........Did Avril at least die with dignity
  24. I'm going to use the anime filter so I'm beautiful.
×
×
  • Create New...