André Toulon

This sounds a lot like Ghostie......I mean it's not ideal, but the last thing you want to do is meet that person you're attracted to and have no experice so you fail miseably......Everyone should get a little practice in before attempting to go for the gold. At your age, you should definitely bang a chick you have no attachment to first before you fuck it up when you meet the one.....Or Cuck....I guess that's cool too.

Don't care for your shitty attitude but you're still kinda hot.

How?

Again...You're hard to read outside of PMs and I don't have a real respose to this.......Off topic, we battling later? Sunday especially, because the way things look I may be detoxing Sunday night and the DTs are real......Need something to occuy that time.

Something doesn't add up....Having a girlfriend and not having sex at 27 means you're either gay or she is. Assuming you're not both gay.

Hope that's how it is for my daughter....I hope to be dead by then.

I don't understand this.....Even if you're a chud, and I'm not saying you are, I have no idea how anyone misses that experimental period when you're young........I mean I've had some serious dry spells after the fact, but I thought almost everyone got at least one in their teens/early 20s

I was 15, but I was actually scared to do it again until I was 17, and that was with the neighborhood runner with a few other dudes a few times (gross, I know......I wasn't last, but I also wasn't first....ever).......Everyone knew who I knocked down in highschool, and it was an accomplishment because she was arguably the hottest chick in school.......But in reality it was a complete awkward failure that only she and I (and hell, probably everyone she told.....I mean I played it up like I smashed that shit but I'm sure she told her friends I was rattling around until I popped in and it was over ) knew about.

Dude, you're a virgin? Seriously, I thought you were just in a dry spell....Even the best of us can have those but I didn't think you were really a virgin.....Unless you're just trolling again.

It's always been that way in the states that I've lived in....You just get insurance for that one month and let the shit lapse........I don't do that now because I'm posing as an adult, but if it wasn't for the other responsibilities I have that this could fuck with, I'd still be like fuckit

Beer.......Moving on to liquor

I was hoping the OP said "what's in the bowl, bitch"

In the entirety of time I've known you people, it's still impossible to get anyone to follow rules.

You were lazy for like 8 years.....well, 8 that I'm aware of

If I sent you 90 bucks a month, you could afford to supply your alcohol, weed, nicotine, caffeine (don't know if that a thing with you) and prescriptions (also, not sure if that's a thing) every day

I loved my job when I was working off the pier......It was because my boss was a drug addict and I knew he'd send me on a run and we'd be getting shitfaced all day, but I LOVED that job. If it paid more, and the drugs and alcohol were still free, I'd go back to it this minute.

Car insurance isn't necessary.....It's illegal if you don't have it, but so is not wearing your seatbelt.....It's a good idea, but not at all necessary. Health isurance really isn't either, BUT it's far more pertinent than car insurance.

bullshit

Yes, we are counting caffeine, scrips, nicotine, alcohol and pot........I don't even use caffeine, or smoke cigs and I'm thinking with all my scrips I blow well over a Cnote a day on drugs.....That's on a normal day.....Not considering when I get blackout......You probably do too or come to a number way higher than you'd think but have never quantified these things.

Actually if humans were processed as cows, chickens, pigs and what not the amount of usable meat would be around the equal to that of a large rabbit. I made all of this up.

You needed a second thread for this?

Ah, ok then....Probably Sorce.

Wait, that's Sorce......I just assume from the "Pol" it was Polexia. You motherfuckers need to let yourselves be known

I mean I'm pretty meh to it, but I wondered why.....Did I do something to you, or was I just cramping your style.

I'm pretty charming initially, so I'm never really surprised at a person being with me.....My thing is how long some have put up with my bullshit......Like I have to think, "how much do you have to hate yourself to put up with me". I'm not a cheater, and I don't beat or overtly degrade my lady friends, but I get reeeeeeaaaaaaally distant and neglective as shit progresses. I actually try to push them away, and it works sometimes but there's always one or two that feed off that shit, and I'm like "damn, you are worth more than this......Why are you allowing me to literally sit in the same room with you and ignore you"