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André Toulon

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  1. Do like I did and just go buy a real NES and some games. That prefab shit is lame unless to get a real custom mod with the big 8 systems on it.
  2. Anyone can spam that button to boost your karma to astonomical levels.....The fact that it's OVER FOUR THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND does kinda reek of some form of staff play though. I can't imagine anyone manually spamming it that high. Cept maybe tic because he loves you, but he can't even figure out gifs so I'm sure that's above his intelligence level.
  3. This......The day after she made her farewell post she logged in the next day at like 9pm but didn't post. She still checks in vanity to see if anyone is talking about her so if anything, this thread alone will be enough to pull her chain. The new place she claims to have found is as real as all the men she claims that want her but we only ever see in chat box form.
  4. I'm cool with it becaus DF was cool to visit but with nothing but Tic threads in it, I have to come here...... </3
  5. You thought you had got burnt and got lucky? I really am amazed I've avoided being burnt when I was younger
  6. You assume I'm not?
  7. Psh Hell, I'm usually in the shower after that, not gonna stop the stream cut.......What are you doing, putting a q-tip in your dick head.
  8. It's like IBers don't actually have dicks or something
  9. Pretty much this......There's a nice quiet single seater on the 3rd floor that no one ever uses that I frequent. It even has i little cabinet with the cleaning supplies for it if I'm feeling extra anal (NPI). The other bathrooms a very well kept and I would gladly use one of those as well, but they are far less private. But back when I was working construction I would skip lunch on purpose because there was NO WAY I was shitting in a portapotty
  10. Hands don't have crotches.....Silly Narkew.
  11. Kangmama isn't pleased with the normal bashing going on in this thread
  12. Meh, overrated. usually by the time I get ready for the pis I'll have dried jizz in my pee hole that makes my pee shoot at weird angles and sometimes even like splits into two streams.
  13. You picked the most cookie cutter list possible. Most likely 0. Bill Cosby 1. Dick Gregory 2. Steve Harvey 3. Whoopie Goldberg 4. Wanda Sykes 5. BruceBruce (actually, he might go first)
  14. I honestly thought it was drugs......Mostly because Chappelle said so. http://thingsuthink.com/comedy/dave-chappelle-says-charlie-murphy-looks-like-hes-suffering-from-da-aids-mixed-with-cocaine/ I never thought Leukemia. Thinking back on this, the statement from Dave make him seem like a huge douche......I mean if they were such close friends you'd think he'd know. Dave has actually gained weight but he looks like a crackhead now too.
  15. Oh cool, and app that lets unabashed bigots find solace in being shitty based on the things their *ahem* "friends" like on FB. It's basically the electronic way of saying "I'm not ___________ I have __________ friends". Don't have time to fumble through words, anecdotal evidence or look for loopholes that make you look tolerant.........Try Politecho.
  16. You made 1 post.....not several
  17. Nope, but I sell em......Some people refuse to get internet and I'm their god
  18. Meh, I'd try it, but I'm kinda partial to the Grey Poupon
  19. I hated the theme song but I kinda liked the original....No real interest in getting involved with a reboot tho
  20. It's taking all of my willpower not to make a "you fucking with pickles" joke. Well, not really all of my willpower.....But I did consider it for a second.
  21. André Toulon

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    Making chili dogs now....I'm not gonna burn them
  22. Yeah, like I said that's how I always fix it but I usually just accept that when it happens, I should probably be doing something constructive anyway and just walk away afterwards.
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