André Toulon

I let that girl control a lot of my life....We both had serious drug problems at the time and the fact that she threatened to leave, and keeping me high as a kite made me allow her to do it. My best friend is a lesbian.......This was the first thing she made me cut off......She swore I was having 3somes with her and her girlfriend (which I did once, but it was for my birthday). Next she kept me from hanging out with my cousin which was weird because she legit hated how much he came around to drink with me......She called us faggots many times. Soon I had written everyone out of my life for her and she got progressively crazier. She's the one who made me this unfeeling, cynical bastard that I am today and I feel like a lot of the shit I put women through now is firmly based on that dysfunctional relationship and why I never really open my heart to anyone, and that's not fair. The thing is, Av is the only one who despite this flaw has yet to give up on my heart, and she deserves better.

I don't drink a lot of milk as it is.....BUt I'm not promising anything on cheese either

Lol

Pooh is double liking shit somehow.

I dated a crazy girl who legit thought this.......

You know what, I won't make any promises but both my quack doctor and my sister have been hounding me about eating vegan. What's your favorite dish.....Or maybe not even your favorite, but the one you would offer someone that you were trying to convince to eat this way........I'll give it a shot. I had a vegan burger (I assume tofu?) and green bean fries a couple months ago and it was delicious........Problem being, it simply didn't stick.....I was hungry a few hours later.......But maybe once my body acclimates that won't happen.

Maybe.....But that vegan thing is gonna get in our way.

Well, there are others, I was just being hyperbolic for effect. I can probably think of several stupid things that would make me run......All I know is proper laundry ability is imperative.

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I can't believe I forgot this......When Neffie was like 5 she swallowed a penny.....We just called the hospital and they offerd to send an ambulance, but we just drove her to the hospital. I already had the answer.

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I graduated HS in 97

I'm muddling through......It's kinda sad, but the only thing that keeps me going is the notion that it could always be worse........Then shit gets worse

Meh, I doubt you're crazier than Av.......I won't go into detail, but she's done some off the wall shit for my attention before.......Still, I can't leave her alone

gun to the head-Most effective and as long as you don't fuck around, pussy out, and miss giving yourself a massive head wound and making yourself a vegetable. jumping from high places-Would not reccommend.......Seems like too much time to regret the decision. hanging-This is how my brother offed himself......Put a dildo in your ass before you kick the chair so it'll at least be funny when someone finds you. drug/chemical overdose-I think this would be my preferred way, but if there is a lot of pain from the OD, it's probably the shittiest way to go face sitting by fuggz-The smell will kill you first Judas Chair-Seriously, kill yourself wrist cutting-also one I wouldn't reccommend based solely on the amount of time that will pass, but I guess if you attempt this one, don't do it like the do on TV. Through the woods, not across the pond.....Or some shit like that. electrocution-Can I watch?

Jinghast

Professional dick rider.

I'm watching my news app and apparently this happened......I'll look more into this, but now I'm thinking.......I know how to contact police if I need them, but other than 911, how do you call an ambulance?

Cool, that is literally my only deal breaker.

It's pretty meh......Doesn't reeally suck, but it aint great......I mean, why do I have to do stuff.

I've been stuck with mine all evening.......I honestly didn't know this was a "day" but for some reason I started catching feelings again.......SOMEONE STOP THIS SHIT.

Hey, can you fold clothes......If not, I want my ring back.

I am definitely not the type that's mentally stable enough to see my wife go out on "dates".......Waaaaaaay too jealous.

No, I haven't......And now I'm sober.......Well, sober-er and I still kinda feel the same way. I just know it'll be impossible because I definitely need to be alone sometimes.....Like ALL the way alone. I can't put her through that even though she thinks it's something she can deal with......No woman has so far......Not sure why she thinks she's different.

I really.....and I mean REALLY don't want to ever get that close to a woman again, but when it becomes evident that you simply need her to keep you from killing yourself (not literally, I'm scared to die) and she seems to love you no matter how much of a smart mouthed ass you can be, you should just get over yourself and admit you love her just as much as you love yourself. I'm drunk.......I'll regret this in 5 hours.