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It's not going anywhere
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Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
André Toulon replied to Naraku4656's topic in Free-For-All
I wouldn't be too sure about that....I think I did....But then again I may have called him a jackass.....The girl child had to do a report on him for art school and she asked me why he painted like that....I wanna say I said because he was an asshole but I could have just as easily said jackass. .......Now I'm leaning towards dumbass..... None of that happened except the report.....The rest of it is just me being an ass. -
I guess because I didn't care at all about this movie....I never noticed the human teeth.
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Nigerian man sells fake airport for $242 million dollars
André Toulon replied to Mix's topic in Free-For-All
Let's just stop the cat and mouse and let me just ask can I get 400k? -
Am I cursed to never have good internet?
André Toulon replied to Distinct Lunatic's topic in Free-For-All
I was going to read this, make a joke, then ask actual questions or give advice....but I got past the second paragraph and realized it wasn't even close to over and ragequit. -
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
André Toulon replied to Death_is_coming's topic in Free-For-All
SMOKE A BLUNT AND EAT THE SNACKS I HID FROM THE KIDS -
What would you consider to be too old for senior prom?
André Toulon replied to Ric's topic in Free-For-All
WOW, the Tommy vest is from the 90s....This dirty ass dude from back home called Real G used to have a blue one he wore every day. -
You ever get so tired that you’re basically stoned?
André Toulon replied to ITasteLikeSex's topic in Free-For-All
I just had a vodka and redbull and me and caffeine don't get along, so I'm in no way tired and I feel like I'm about to jump outta my skin. I regret this more than hangovers....Well, I don't reall get hangovers, just the icky feeling where you're sweating alcohol......I also just smoked a couple bowl to come down but it didn't work, so while I am stoned, all I feel is the caffeine. I have no idea why I'm telling you this, and I feel like I'm rambling, but that literally how I'm talking to real people at this point.....That why I left the room to come here....My anxiety is off the charts. Sorry, needed to vent and this thread instantly jumped out when I logged in. -
The were up at the half but I've been moving around a lot. If they beat the Saints, this whole season is forgiven.
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How much sleep have you had....You still have a good shot.
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LOL y'all been to sleep. I'm still going
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rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen
André Toulon replied to mthor's topic in General Discussion
I hate getting "Call me when you see this" texts from people you haven't spoken to in weeks....Maybe even months sometimes. I hate getting them because you know this person wants something. These people who don't value your friendship, just need you when they are in trouble or some shit. I heard my phone ring, but I've been in sweet, sweet nap mode for the last 3 hours and I have 0 sense of urgency on weekends.....I don't care what our relationship is, your chances of getting me to pick up are slim at best. Anyway, this is one of the kid's family members....The last time I heard from her she wanted to borrow $20 AND wanted me to pick her up some liquor and cigarettes......She has a job, and will indeed pay me back, and I'll be honest...It's not like I actually WANT to hear from her any more often, but it's just the groan factor of waking up, grabbing your phone and instantly see this notification. It makes me wonder how many avenues did she try before she got to me, because their family is a big part of this small town.....Which is why I can't/don't ever talk to women in town unless I know they aren't originally from here. So how many people told her NO before she decided "Ooh, let me hit up cousin".....Because she literally still calls me her cousin. At any rate I've been up for an hour and I am about to leave the house, but I'm stalling just to see if I get the "nevermind" text first before I actually call back. -
ah ok....I'm catching up here
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Dispensary......Aren't you in Cali? We just got them here this year....Before that I just bought generic "loud" lol from the dopeman
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I only smoke sati when I need to be somewhere, but would be much happier stoned like a wedding or work. After 5pm, nothing but indi
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My friends and I have a big show tomorrow
André Toulon replied to That_One_Guy's topic in Free-For-All
I'll watch it, but just remember, I'm in perpetual roast mode....So I'm a tough crowd. -
I'll admit, I have no idea how you people have such hard times with weed....Weed is like the only thing that has a constant effect on me. Are you smoking indica or sativa?
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Send the $40 to Nabs
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what's the worst place you've ever had to poop
André Toulon replied to Naraku4656's topic in Free-For-All
I'm just fucking with you.....We pregamed before the last year of Freaknik in ATL my senior year. I was dressed to a t....New shoes, new fit, fresh braids with the fade....Couldn't tell me shit.....Until shit told me to get out of the fucking car.....Budweiser, and gridlock don't mix Long story short, I didn't smash because I had to shit in a corner and wipe with a torn styrofoam cup....I finally got to a gas station and ho bathed in the bathroom....But still, I was not comfortable with the results. Had fun still though. -
what's the worst place you've ever had to poop
André Toulon replied to Naraku4656's topic in Free-For-All
geerouce -
how come we can't delete our accounts?
André Toulon replied to discolé monade's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
probably some boomer -
how come we can't delete our accounts?
André Toulon replied to discolé monade's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
He's a boomer