-Kudasai-

Told Ghostrek the best way to make those panties drop is to sing the aardvark mating song.

Hasn't given up on her dream of becoming of NYC Rockette

Goes around kissing random frogs hoping that it'll turn into a charming Olive Garden waiter

Has the world's largest collection of Where's Waldo books

Her favorite insult is calling someone a cabbage head

I've never been a big fan of 90s Disney Animated Movies. As a kid I've always been a bigger fan of their older movies. I'd much rather watch 101 Dalmatians, Fantasia or The Lady and The tramp over The Lion King, Aladdin or the Little Mermaid.

I've been thinking about a post I saw on Reddit last week, it was about parents who introduced their kids to stuff from their childhood and not getting the result that they were hoping for and it got me thinking, should I ever have kids (fuck I can't say that with a straight face ) what would be something from my childhood that I would share with them? Honestly I'm not too keen on the idea of trying to get to kids intrested in things I liked when I was a kid I prefer if they would just find their own interests but if I had to pick one thing I would share it would be Calvin and Hobbes. That was the one thing I cared more about than video games when I was a kid and plus most kids my age weren't into Calvin and Hobbes or even knew it existed, I even show my friends some C&H strips and they just didn't get it so yeah I'd go with that seeing as it wasn't something that wasn't popular amongst other kids my age at the time. The other stuff I'll just keep to myself and truth be told my childhood interests is not something I like to talk about IRL anyway unless asked.

I'm heating up the leftover baked potato I didn't eat last night

Smoke detector?

three baked potatoes

Makes the best artichoke milkshakes

Uses @[classic swim] (in his chicken suit of course) as a dummy for her ventriloquisim act as punishment after she caught him crowing outside her window in his chicken suit at 6:00 am

I finally have hot water again

I really taking cold showers, if this shit doesn't get fixed I'm withholding rent

I'm going to keep saying it, the only thing humans are good for is to have sex with and most can't even do that right

I still have no hot water, I have to go into work today because someone is "sick" not to mention today was my only day off and now because of some mother that decdied to park in front of the dumpster no trash pick up so the shit going to pile up. Humans are the worst.