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Mode 7

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  1. They say these things come in three's so I wonder who is it going to be today
  2. I don't have any, I stopped using scented candles years ago I'm strictly a febreze plug in guy
  3. Still believes the stork delivers babies
  4. There goes that musty smell again
  5. Another thread has now gotten musty
  6. I really hate this world sometimes
  7. It's not that I don't like people, I just feel a lot better when they're not around
  8. I'm a lot more cranky now than when I was younger and I've been a very cranky individual so if anything I've gotten worse.
  9. Successfully trained stray cats to do the Conga line
  10. Unlike Midas everything he touches turns to shit
  11. Puts Italian seasoning in their cereal
  12. Sour cream and chives baked potatoes later
  13. Fair weather fans are actually the smartest fans because who the hell wants to spend their time watching a team that sucks, not me.
  14. Once wrote a letter to Hefty Brand Products requesting that they make Hefty Smurf their mascot
  15. These customers are about to be the death of me. Tonight was a prime example as to why I hate people. I had a idiot try to pay a 46.00 bill in fucking change. I got the manager to do this shit because I'm not a cashier anymore all I was doing was helping out because it suddenly got super busy and I was done with my duties and I didn't want the till I was running on to be short. She spent nearly 20 fucking minutes counting this shit because apparently somebody pissed in this bitch's fucking gene pool. And then after closing time the alarm is set and everyone is go their seperate ways for the night here comes a hyserical ass bitch screaming and hollering that she left her fucking bag in the store. The nig-nog running express forgot to give her bag not to mention he fucked up somebody's lottery earlier so wtf. So our manager had to call the alarm company ran back and got her shit. "Oh thank you so much for getting my bag" Ah shut the fuck up and get the hell out of my face. Next time I'm just going stay my ass in the back until the door are locked.
  16. Has started an online petition to have Sebastian Bach replace Chris Jericho as the lead singer in Fozzy
  17. Ghetto, I usually keep my laptop on a tv tray in the living room near me while on the couch
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