Mode 7

Is taking flying lessons to prove to the world that people in chicken suits can actually fly

Goes up to random people on the street and says

Was told by Mr Hoonie that he is that one friend that you just can't take anywhere

Wants to bring back mutton chops

Has cast Mr Hoonie as the lead role in his upcoming movie The Onion Ring of Terror

I'd go with the Wall too long and too boring. The only saving grace is Comfortably Numb is on there.

As funny as it was seeing Jethro Tull win the Grammy for best Heavy Metal album I got to be honest, Crest of a Knave is mediocre at best. If you had to give post 70s Tull a Grammy Roots To Branches would have been the album.

Made Mr Hoonie sit on the Judas Chair after another one of his truffles came up missing.

Is president of the B-Hive

His current ringtone

Was banned from all Circuit City locations

Has yet to returned several games he rented from Blockbuster dating back to 1995

Has yet to pay her local bowling alley for floor damages after a botched attempt at juggling bowling balls.

refuses to eat unless the table is properly set

Since I have plenty of meat, I'm having a meatless dinner, four baked potatoes and white rice.

Only eats the pizza toppings

Eats the banana peels instead of actual banana

Was the baby on Nirvana's Nevermind album cover

Was on the Grammy committee back in 1989 that voted for Jethro Tull over Metallica in best heavy metal album category.

Who knew losing a Grammy to Jethro Tull would change the course of history. As for Rage, cause or not you're shit live you're going to hear about it.

Can't I show them a little bit of mercy?

A couple of things about Metallica... 1. S&M is a terrible live album. I'm sure it was a good idea on paper but it's easily one of the worst live albums I've ever listened to. 2. Metallica live sucks. It's not because they sound bad it's they have this annoying habit of getting fans to sing along to damn near all their songs. It's one thing to get fans to sing along to their more popular songs but it's a whole another thing to get fans to sing along to deep album cuts like Motorbreath, Four Horsemen, And Justice For All. And not just sing a verse or two but damn near the whole song. Imagine paying money for a concert and you're doing most of the singing. And it's cringe listening to fans not know the lyrics. Rage Against the Machine was also guilty of this so it's not just Metallica.

Got an award for reading video game instruction manual to kids at the library. His reading of Super Mario World was huge hit

Knows how to use a crossbow and has informed classic swim of that should he ever decide to crow outside her window at six in the morning in his chicken suit

I bought another meat bundle today, I picked a baby bundle which includes 5 lbs of drumsticks, 10 lbs of leg quarters, 5 lbs of assorted pork chops, 5 lbs of chuck ground beef, 3 lbs of country styled ribs and 3 lbs of onions and potatoes. I gave the ribs and onions to one of my co-workers since I won't use them.