-Kudasai-

Does the koala mating call whenever he sees an Olive Garden waiter in the bathroom

Puts maple syrup on hotdogs

Three ribeye steaks and two baked potatoes

I earned those steaks tonight

Breeds komodo dragons

Goes to the Laundromat just to play the arcade games

The hot water isn't working, if it's not one thing it's another

Is responsible for Disco getting banned from the Toronto Zoo as he was the one who dared her to tease the gorillas

Has aspirations of becoming a professional dog groomer

My bad

I just don't care about the Detroit Lions. The fans just ruined it for me. I guess they're playing tonight and everyone is just being insufferable about. "Are you going to watch the game tonight?" Are you going to watch the game tonight?" No, I'm going to do the same thing I every night when I get and that's watch Looney Tunes and play video games until I'm ready to go to bed. Right now I'm in the middle of my Dr. Mario game and that's more important to me than the Lions.

I have a personal rule when it comes to calling people, three rings and I just hang up and just assume that person is busy.

Happy Birthday @mthor

Taught Ghostrek how to twerk. He told him that women love a man who can back that thang up.

I hope Boo is doing alright

Is dressing up as nurse Peach for Halloween

May or may not be responsible the disappearence of Mr. Hoonie after he learned that he was the one who called the called the Unsolved Mysteries 800 number which lead to his capture.

Likes to tell anyone who will listen no one can parallel like she can

Had the honor of being the 100th fugitive captured on Unsolved Mysteries