-Kudasai-

There's nothing I hate more than a boot kicking coon. Nothing but oxygen thieves.

One hand that morherfucker

I don't use paper plates, plastic forks or plastic cups because I'm at home and not at a goddamn bbq. Also since I live alone I drink straight out of the 2 liter or the gallon.

Trained two dogs to do the Mariachi

Trained a Venus flytrap to sing opera

Castlevania Dracula X (SNES)

Believes in the existance of Nematoads after watching Doug

Wearing pajamas all day, pj's are my default attire at home especially during fall and winter. Wearing shoes in the house. I don't make company take their shoes off when they come over just along as their shoes aren't wet, covered in mud or snow.

Traded in his chicken suit for a Santa suit with the hopes of getting Olive Garden waiters to sit on his lap.

My first time doing laundry at home in months so you better believe that I'm going to hog that bitch

I'm cooking chili mac and cheese in the crockpot

Only dates women who are good at Scrabble

Lights firecrackers and puts them inside the Jack-O-Lanters on people's porches in his neighborhood

serious answer, a single t-bone and the two leftover baked popatoes from last night

Nicotine, Red Bull and shame

Types like this after too much caffeine

I find trolling more fun in person than on the Internet.

Goes to hockey games just to collect the teeth off the ice so he can put them under his pillow with hope of getting some money from the tooth fairy