Mode 7

Sings this song to Mr Hoonie every night when giving him a bath with the water hose in the backyard. It was then she discovered that Mr Hoonie is actually a dog.

I need to know this as well because I'll be 43 this fall

Leftover chili again tonight

Green Day Insomniac > Dookie

Learned how to do alchemy but got everything in reverse and can now only turn gold into lead

Was successful in getting his ban lifted from the Georgia Aquarium unfortunately he was permabanned again within three hours

Uses those chocolate bars as a doorstop

Coconut shouldn't exist

Leftover chili when I get home from work tonight

Carrot cake and German chocolate cake are both gross 🤢

If only he could take a hint

It's ok to not like a specific genre of music. It's ok to have a preference for a certain type of music. You're not going to like everything and that's fine as long you're crapping on other people's taste in music listen to what makes you happy. And the hell with those who tell you that you need to be more open minded and listen to other things, no the fuck you don't. Experiment with other genres because it's something you want to do and not because some idiot tells you should.

Always goes to PTA meetings despite having no kids

Used to drive to and from elementary school

Faith No More in my opinion is the most underrated band ever

Got Mr Hoonie a job as an Olive Garden waiter

Eats cereal with relish

Found out the hard way that an outhouse was not an elevator

Steals shopping carts from Walmart and uses them as BBQ grills

I'm still trying to figure out what a holy carp is

Convinced Ghostrek that the TV is talking to him

Has a voodoo doll of Tony Khan

Laughs whenever someone says yellow-bellied sapsucker