-Kudasai-

Turkey sandwich on toasted potato bread, ranch dressing, lettuce, roma tomato, colby jack cheese with bacon bits and some sour cream and onion chips.

Everything is done, I'm exhausted.

The Seinfeld character Crazy Joe Davola was based on his elementary school bus driver.

Head coach of a soccer team that consists of a team of turkeys.

6 hours late this truck was, I'm going to do what I can to this order done but I'm not a miracle worker and I'm taking my break before I start.

Bought a hyena for the sole purpose of having someone around to laugh at her jokes.

This goddamn truck is over three hours late, they should just cancel this order because it won't get finished today.

Seeing how bad Pepsi fell off is just fascinating to me and even their company merchant told our receiver that there's issues going on them. And as for 7Up there's a lack of awareness in thinking their products is a high seller. Vernors is the only thing people care about. Take that away from them and they're done.

@The_annoying_one I'm speaking from the perspective of someone who works in the grocery business. I put their 2 liters on the shelf back in August and still sitting there meanwhile on the Coke shelf all I got left 4 minute maids, 1 Dr pepper, 1 Fanta, 5 coke zeros and 5 Cherry Cokes. Both cost $3.69. Pepsi as a brand right now is trash.

Pepsi much like 7UP is a trash ass brand.

Uses RC Cola as paint thinner

I'm still pissed that 7UP had the nerve to make a gigantic order and didn't bother pick up their all of their outdated pop. They even sent over a some RC Cola which we only sold a whopping one 2 liter. Their shit has been on sale for a week and the only thing people want is Vernors the only product that's keeping them alive. Pepsi is no better either. Their shit has to be on sale in order for it move otherwise their shit collects dust. Coke on the other hand...I can't remember the last time has been on sale their shit just flies off the shelf. A 2 liter of Coke and Pepsi both cost the same high as hell yet the Coke is completely empty and Pepsi is just sitting there catching dust 🤷🏿‍♂️

Makes Ghostrek paint his toenails and yes Dudeco was told about it.

RC Cola = Repulsive Crap Cola

There's nothing I hate more than a boot kicking coon. Nothing but oxygen thieves.

One hand that morherfucker

I don't use paper plates, plastic forks or plastic cups because I'm at home and not at a goddamn bbq. Also since I live alone I drink straight out of the 2 liter or the gallon.

Trained two dogs to do the Mariachi

Trained a Venus flytrap to sing opera

Castlevania Dracula X (SNES)