Mode 7

Says the person who goes to Belgium for authentic Belgian waffles

I've never understood why dudes think that plumber's butt is fashionable. Pants falling down and walking around damned near bare ass like it's no big deal. It takes them near a minute to realize that they need to pull their pants up. Years ago on of my coworkers walking around the backroom bare ass because he couldn't keep his pants up and our boss had say something to him. Do you not feel a draft? Are you advertising or something? I'm not knocking your lifestyle but there's a time and place for everything bro. I always wear a pair of basketball shorts underneath to help prevent plumber's butt. Now let a woman have that problem watch see everyone talk shit about her but people will just dudes walking around showing their asses

Got really excited when he found out that he was going to meet a Yogi but was soon disappointed when he learned that a Yogi is a yoga instructor and not Yogi Bear.

I feel like I should be ashamed of myself for not having watched a single episode of Archie's Weird Mysteries. Especially since I grew up reading a ton of Archie comics. In fact I've read more Archie than anything else growing up and that includes Calvin and Hobbes. But for some reason I've just had no interest to sit down and check out Archie's Weird Mysteries because it seems like something I would be intersted in but for some reason I've just been ignoring it and it's available free to watch on Tubi so I've got no excuse. And I've been watching more and more cartoons recently so I guess it's time to check this show out.

I really am stuck in the past, the tv shows I watch are decades old, the music I listen to are decades old, the video games I play are decades old. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Owns multiple copies of said book

Sings "I'm a little teapot" in the shower every morning

Went joy riding in the Mystery Machine

His granparents attended a taping of the Flintstones, still has the ticket stubs to prove it

Was in the studio audicence for various Scooby-Doo episodes

I had a very successful day off, I didn't leave the house or spend any money

When playing Yahtzee always shouts "YABBA DABBA DOO" instead of shouting Yahtzee.

Can out trumpet an elephant

Has bought a third komodo dragon She has named her Babs

Reads bedtime stories to her cat

Spaghetti, fish sticks and garlic bread

Laughs like Woody Woodpecker

Goes live in front of a taped studio audience

I prefer Scooby-Doo with the laugh track

Thought Dick Dastardly was a porn star

Likes to dress up his dog as Muttley

Still crushing on Cowboy Curtis to this day

Wants to make her living room to look like the set of Pee-Wee's Playhouse

You're correct, Muttely would be 57 today. He debuted in Wacky Races back in 1968

Tried to go ice skating in the Atlantic Ocean