-Kudasai-

Goes to hockey games just to collect the teeth off the ice so he can put them under his pillow with hope of getting some money from the tooth fairy

Has started a petition to get the NHL to bring back the Atlanta Thrashers

Whenever I see a kid playing around with a balloon I get really tense knowing that it can pop any moment. or for that matter someone blowing one up. The sound of thunder terrifies me. Whenever I see lightning I immediately cover my ears because I know what's coming next. And fireworks I make it a point to never be outdoors when it's around the fourth. If I have to go outside I put bluetooth with the loudest music I can find plus I put on my big headphones with it, it's just hell, shit I can't even use a gun because of the pop. I think it's called Phonophobia or something like that.

Slamming doors, if I come home in a bad mood I'm slamming that son of a bitch

Is currently in rehab for his chocolate blueberry cake addiction

Tried to put a saddle on a horsefly

Watched too much Popeye as a kid and because of that constantly mutters under his breath.

For reason only known to him keeps a meat grinder in his bedroom.

Sudden loud booms such as thunder, fireworks balloons popping ect. It's main reason why I despise the 4th of July.

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself doing the Macarena

Drives a 1925 Model T car

Just a couple of more things Listening to music as loud as I want explicit lyrics and all and for that matter buying music with that parental advisory label Sleeping in, getting up really early in the morning is pointless since I usually work in the middle of the afternoon or late in the afternoon and I usually get just a little bit after 9 and my leisure time late at night. Most night I'm in bed by 3 am and don't get up until either 8:30 or just after 9 and I refuse to get up any earlier than that.

Finally realized his dream of becoming a high rise window washer

Frying some chicken tenders with some rice and shells and cheese

Makes hentai art of houseflies

Always stays up all night thinking to himself "who was the first person that saw a cow and said I'll drink whatever comes out when I squeeze these things."

Holy fuck this day is going by super slow

The more I listen the more I'm convinced that Vitalogy is Pearl Jam's best album.

A fake ass Valentine's Day holiday that's celebrated in the Midwest every third Saturday in October.