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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Owns every issue of Mr. T's T-Force comic books.
  2. Built an altar of Fugg's hooha in his bedroom
  3. Orders a bowl of cereal at every restaurant he goes to.
  4. Threw a rutabaga at Mr. Hoonie after he spilled Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal on all over his chicken suit.
  5. Puts Parmesan cheese on his Corn Flakes.
  6. I really miss making homemade lemonade
  7. Signed up Ghostrek to join the French Foreign Legion.
  8. Has started a petition to replace Cheetah Lounge dancers with actual cheetahs.
  9. Broke up with his girlfriend after finding out that she cheated.
  10. Is no longer welcomed in Montreal.
  11. Sleeps upside down like a bat
  12. Threw a zucchini at his cuckoo clock because he thought it was bad mouthing him.
  13. Makes Mr. Hoonie order from the kids menu whenever orders DoorDash.
  14. Pronounces meme as me-me
  15. Wears a paper pirate hat on speed dates.
  16. Only goes to the Cheetah Lounge when they're serving chowder soup and iced tea.
  17. Asked a Cheetah Lounge dancer to bake him a coconut custard cream pie with whipped cream.
  18. Makes Mr. Hoonie dress up as Betty Boop and has him call him Grampy.
  19. Broke up with a woman because he found out that she was a GoBots fan and TAO is a hardcore Transformers fan.
  20. Has a YouTube channel where he critiques the acting in porno films.
  21. Goes to the strip club just for the food.
  22. Claims he can make 7 minute frosting in 7 seconds.
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