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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Sleeps with a body pillow of Smurfette
  2. Tells people that Mt. Rushmore was carved by lightning
  3. How do you know when a chef is angry? When he's beating eggs and whipping cream
  4. Eats cheeseburgers with a knife and fork
  5. Once tried to use guitar strings as dental floss...it didn't end well
  6. Wants Metallica to do a cover of "Mandy"
  7. Wants another KISS Disco album
  8. Has started an online petition to bring back the MC Hammer cartoon
  9. Has made it known that a Venus Flytrap doesn't count as flowers
  10. Talks like Foghorn Leghorn when stoned
  11. Shakes his fist in the air angrily at passing cars
  12. Grouchy Smurf is my spirit animal
  13. Turns out it wasn't a real donkey him a donkey suit
  14. Every time he sees a group of teenagers he shouts "YOU MEDDLING KIDS!' at them
  15. Wearing his Zubaz as we speak
  16. Wants to bring back 90s Zubaz pants
  17. Wants to bring brack 70s leisure suits
  18. People I don't like them I don't trust them I don't believe them
  19. Knows the ingredients to gummi berry juice from Gummi Bears but is sworn to secrecy.
  20. Entertains children at birthday parties by doing the Michael Winslow sound effects
  21. Getting called names I caught you stealing. I may be "dumb as fuck" but I'm not dumb enough to risk going to jail over some beef jerky and a pop.
  22. I do what I want
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