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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Burgers, fries and moose track ice cream for dessert
  2. Broke his tail bone after he fell thinking he could actually dance on the ceiling after hearing that Lionel Richie song.
  3. Won a lifetime supply of Popeye brand spinach after winning crossword puzzle contest
  4. Always asks the Olive Garden waiter if he wants fries with that shake
  5. Likes to strip naked and get tared and feathered and pretend that he's a yellow bellied sap sucker.
  6. Plays video games with his feet and of course Dudeco was told about it.
  7. Uses Mr Hoonie as his personal pillow
  8. Left a bag of flaming dog turds on Phil Spencer's porch as response to the Xbox Game Pass price increase
  9. Is dressing up as Wednesday Addams for Halloween
  10. Bought several Bantam chickens from Tao's chicken farm
  11. Talks like Marvin the Martian after too much caffeine
  12. Works at Tao's chicken farm as the head rooster
  13. Makes Mr. Hoonie dry him off, one water droplet at time
  14. Installed a garbage disposal in his bathtub
  15. Mr. Hoonie washes his back in shower
  16. Wears a raincoat and goloshes in the shower
  17. Started a fight at a bingo hall
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