-
Posts
4190 -
Joined
-
Days Won
89
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Everything posted by Mode 7
-
Sleeps with a body pillow of Smurfette
-
Tells people that Mt. Rushmore was carved by lightning
-
How do you know when a chef is angry? When he's beating eggs and whipping cream
-
Eats cheeseburgers with a knife and fork
-
Once tried to use guitar strings as dental floss...it didn't end well
-
Wants Metallica to do a cover of "Mandy"
-
Wants another KISS Disco album
-
Has started an online petition to bring back the MC Hammer cartoon
-
Has made it known that a Venus Flytrap doesn't count as flowers
-
Is too legit to quit
-
Talks like Foghorn Leghorn when stoned
-
Shakes his fist in the air angrily at passing cars
-
Grouchy Smurf is my spirit animal
-
Turns out it wasn't a real donkey him a donkey suit
-
Every time he sees a group of teenagers he shouts "YOU MEDDLING KIDS!' at them
-
Wearing his Zubaz as we speak
-
Wants to bring back 90s Zubaz pants
-
Wants to bring brack 70s leisure suits
-
People I don't like them I don't trust them I don't believe them
-
Knows the ingredients to gummi berry juice from Gummi Bears but is sworn to secrecy.
-
Entertains children at birthday parties by doing the Michael Winslow sound effects
-
Getting called names I caught you stealing. I may be "dumb as fuck" but I'm not dumb enough to risk going to jail over some beef jerky and a pop.
-
I do what I want