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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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  1. Was also on a episode of Rescue 911, someone he knew got their head stuck in a toilet seat
  2. Has the America's Most Wanted 800 number on speed dial
  3. Was also featured on a episode of Unsolved Mysteries in a UFO segment
  4. So I guess something is going around because is calling in sick. Clearly I caught it but I never call off unless I know for certain that I'm getting laid that day.
  5. Won't pick up his toys off the floor
  6. Buys my bottled ocean water on daily basis
  7. Has a shrine dedicated to Figgs' hooha
  8. Breaking news shes just been banned from Manitoba
  9. Is a descendant of Col. Sanders
  10. It was a free ride but she already payed
  11. Builds furniture for dollhouses
  12. Has come to snuff the rooster
  13. Was born under a bad sign
  14. Disarms you with a smile
  15. Is the man in the box
  16. Is sitting on a park bench
  17. President Trunks of course
  18. Looking California and feeling Minnesota
  19. Also choked out Jack Perry
  20. Has mastered the art of the perp walk
  21. Is only happy when it rains
  22. I was sick all day at work and I come home and the heat isn't working and it's going to be Arctic like weather for the next few days
  23. Knows that I'm the worst enemy to have
  24. Jimmy Hoffa is buried in his backyard
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