Mode 7

Kicked off his hockey team after trying to dribble the puck

Ordered a grilled chicken sub because I didn't feel like cooking

Bought a lifetime supply of Jim Ross' BBQ sauce

Has recently become addicted to chocolate blueberry cake

Was one of his distant relatives

Was the photographer responsible for this classic box cover

Is really Terence Trent D'arby

Scoob's current ringtone

I'd argue the whole goddamn internet just can't take a joke without getting butthurt hence it's one of the reasons why I'm not on any social media platform anywhere. I'm only hang out in this place and that's it I don't need to be anywhere else.

Wrote the "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" jingle for Chili's

Is the undisputed champion of underwater freeze tag

Is taking up Yodeling

Makes the world's best banana cream pizza

Owns several pet quails

Today I learned that Scott Adams has cancer

Cooks pork chops in a toaster oven

Pork chops, I got plenty of them

My apartment is so small I have to go outside to change my mind

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed zebra

Maple and brown sugar oatmeal and lemon ginger tea

What a rotten day this turned out to be. I get to work and the truck hasn't arrived it's supposed to be here around 8:00 am it get here until 2:30 pm. I don't what's up this driver but claims that he doesn't know how to use power jack so we have to unload his truck for him and to not mention that it was this same driver that damaged half of our order a few ago and shit was damaged again. And this new worker we got holy shit this dude is fucking slow. It took him 3 hours to finish one fucking aisle an aisle that only has one to side to put things up and should only take less than 30 minutes to put up, and I should know because I fucking worked that several times! And he leaves meanwhile I did 3 aisles plus when I came in I worked two Coca-Cola pallets while waiting for the truck and I got that shit before the truck got here. Also while working the boss is crying about the meat counter, You see the amount of shit I'm doing why don't you get off your ass and fill it up since you're walking fixing the beer coolers. I worked that whole shift without taking a break, I haven't eaten since breakfast my fucking back and feet are killing me. Everyone leaves and I'm always the one that has to clean up the back room, I'm always the one has to close, I'm always the one that manage the meat, dairy and produce counters every fucking night so left them two more U-Boats of grocery that's got to up because FUCK YOU! I'm not doing the whole order all by myself so they better not say a goddamn thing otherwise there will be trouble and I will start it I don't give a fuck. And finally just as when I was about wrap up the last little of grocery order when two customers wanted a meat bundle. Not just any bundle the MAX Bundle. And I'm trying to put the shit together and this motherfucker is over my shoulder asking a bunch questions, I was about to kill him because he just fucked up my night. Last fucking minute and they want a goddamn bundle. There needs to be a time limit on this because asking for this late in the day is problematic most the meat is usually gone and it makes it difficult to add everything up to get the correct weight and I have to make sure that everything the exact pound when preparing a bundle. I came close to buying booze and drinking until I pass out but I have to get up early because technician is coming to fix my internet which as gotten worse since yesterday. I don't feel like cooking maybe I'll just have a bowl of oatmeal and call it a day. P.S. I hope both those idiots who wanted that max bundle choke on a chicken bone, nothing of value would be lost.