Mode 7

successfully trained a chicken to fly

Who knew vampires would be so picky

Is banned by the city Shelton, Washington. He's been advised by his lawyer to not say why and was also advised to not speak about his ban from Spearfish, South Dakota

Is writing a fanfic about the Adventures of Freakazoid in the Justice League

Flyod also had great taste in music

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Was confronted by other Jehovah Witnesses for the brutal pistol whipping of their friend the other day. They were soon confronted by Bruno and Bobo and the hostilities came to a sudden end.

Soon after his last post his reign of terror as the infamous Nintendo Bandit bank robber came to an end in a small town near Edmonton. Alberta Canada.

Instead of punching him I dropped him off in front Pat's house

Got shot by TAO's brussel sprout slingshot for crowing outside his window at six in the morning

For reasons unknown has been banned from the city of Spearfish, South Dakota

His ringtone is Shawn Michaels' Sexy Boy theme song

His ringtone is Tom from Tom and Jerry screaming in pain

Wears a rooster costume and crows every morning at 6 am on his fence much to the delight of his neighbors.

Is the reason why I had to leave my Taco Bell Burritos behind because he "accidentally" hit a cop with his brussel sprouts slingshot and needed me come bail him out of jail. Good thing there's Door Dash.

Got chased by a flock of Sussex Hens for stealing their eggs and throwing them at mimes

Owns the Val Kilmer Batman Nipple Suit. Usually wears it every Halloween.

Uh oh 👀

Maybe Netflix is doing you a favor

Works as a ice cream driver every summer, but instead of playing traditional ice cream truck music he plays 90s rock.

While I share a lot of the same opinions with Jim Cornette about modern wrestling...I have to be honest when it comes to "old school wrestling". Wrestling back then looked just as fake then as it does today. I find a lot of wrestling from the 70s and 80s very boring to watch. Cornette always makes the argument how fake wrestling looks today truth be told wrestling looked really fake back in the day if more fake.