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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Won a lifetime supply of Popeye brand spinach after winning crossword puzzle contest
  2. Always asks the Olive Garden waiter if he wants fries with that shake
  3. Likes to strip naked and get tared and feathered and pretend that he's a yellow bellied sap sucker.
  4. Plays video games with his feet and of course Dudeco was told about it.
  5. Uses Mr Hoonie as his personal pillow
  6. Left a bag of flaming dog turds on Phil Spencer's porch as response to the Xbox Game Pass price increase
  7. Is dressing up as Wednesday Addams for Halloween
  8. Bought several Bantam chickens from Tao's chicken farm
  9. Talks like Marvin the Martian after too much caffeine
  10. Works at Tao's chicken farm as the head rooster
  11. Makes Mr. Hoonie dry him off, one water droplet at time
  12. Installed a garbage disposal in his bathtub
  13. Mr. Hoonie washes his back in shower
  14. Wears a raincoat and goloshes in the shower
  15. Started a fight at a bingo hall
  16. Owns a chicken farm in Kenosha, Wisconsin
  17. Wants Ghostrek to learn self defense so he loaned him his Hong Kong Phooey DVDs
  18. Shaves people's heads for food
  19. Made a statue of Uncle Fester out of Farfalle pasta
  20. Can't get enough of TAO's artichoke milkshakes
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