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While I don't condone it I give zero fucks if one of these social media pranksters get hands put on them.

April Fools Day is and has always has been stupid.

If my older relatives call it's nothing because they really don't know how to text but if relatives 60 and under calling I know it's probably bad news.

Has issued a warning to everyone should anyone attempt or pull an April Fools Day prank on her they'll be food for Bruno and Bobo

Clowns get an unfair bad rap

Once pistol whipped a Jehovah's Witness for ringing her doorbell and waking her up from a nap. Police declined to file charges.

Uses brussel sprouts as ammo for his slingshot

I keep getting approached by the butcher about him training me on how to be butcher. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Someone else wants that position and don't want it to seem like I went behind his back to take it when I was the one who was being approached about. But on the other hand this could mean more money for me and a new learning experience. I can add butcher experience to my resume. And plus this would probably improve my cooking skills on cutting meat properly. I have a lot to think about we'll see what happens. Also do women like a man who knows a lot about meat?

Is eager to meet the Easter Bunny because he just found a killer recipe for hasenpfeffer

Has learned how to makes holy carp sushi

Caught a Holy Carp fish from a public fountain

Claims to have actually seen a Holy Carp

Has a crippling addiction to brussel sprouts

Says Candyman's name 5 times

Always says All Terrain Vehicle instead of ATV

Sleeps with a Manyard James Keenan plushie every night

Can play Glycerine by Bush on the harmonica

Is currently learning how to play Enter Sandman on the bagpipes

Went fishing a at public fountain and surprisingly actually caught a fish

Beef stew

Eats Skittles with a spoon

NES games that should've gotten a sequel on the SNES Blaster Master Spy Hunter Darkwing Duck Bionic Commando Star Tropics Kid Icarus Ninja Gaiden The Lone Ranger Shadow of the Ninja Crystalis

Once auditioned for the role of Octopussy