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Sigh....So it's gonna have to be me, huh.... Have you tried beating her ass....Granted, I don't whoop my kids, but they aren't violent, but I am a child of the ass whuppin' and I can tell you, I still don't want none of that 5'3 woman..... But it may be too late to start now.
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The bigger guys aren't that hard to control....I mean, I'm from a swamp....You had to find ways to get rid of them....Called em water bugs, or...as you said, Cockroaches Them little fuckers...They are just called fucking roaches.....I will leave your house and tell you exactly why I will not be coming back. They don't shake the spot....Once they are there, they are there for good.....I assume there HAS to be a way to end them completely, but I've yet to see it....It's a house back home that a lot of different people have lived in...Both nasty and clean, and them fuckers still exist as far as i know.
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I gave up....I'ma do some caffeine today....I fucking hate caffeine.
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Oh....If I am thinking about what you're talking about, I love those....I'll check today.
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What kind of peppermints do they have...They've never given me any and I stop by there once or twice a week in the morning.
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weather 2 hurricanes in a row bearing down on Gulf Coast
BlackNoir replied to Mortir's topic in Free-For-All
Lil' Sis is updating FB like it's her job....So everything seems fine. I'll make a couple of calls once the sun comes up.- 57 replies
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You'd be surprised what they count as treason these days
BlackNoir replied to Mix's topic in Free-For-All
I'm not sure why or how...But I think it's how dogs get stuck together....I'll admit, I've yet to do the research because do I really need this information. -
You'd be surprised what they count as treason these days
BlackNoir replied to Mix's topic in Free-For-All
Dumbass....Treason is when all the leaves turn brown and fall off the trees right before winter. -
There is no way in hell I can sleep on my stomach....I makes me have to pee for some reason. On back, one knee up and a pillow on my face....Maybe a pillow under the unraised knee for a little razzle dazzle.....That's good sleepin'
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Like I said in another thread....They'll give you a bag full if you say you want a lot.
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Pod 6 laughs at death...This is in poor taste.
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weather 2 hurricanes in a row bearing down on Gulf Coast
BlackNoir replied to Mortir's topic in Free-For-All
This is where a lot of my family is....We survived Katrina, I hear this is a joke. My niece said Marco must have went back because he forgot his mask. Here's hoping Laura makes the food hoarding worth it.- 57 replies
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Within the hour has always been my notion, and I base that off RE time....10 minutes of in game I feel like constitutes about an hour......Otherwise, speedrunners take down umbrella in about an hour or less....Which seems completely farcical. The real question is how long before a Crimson head mutation.
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I rarely do....Sometimes I'm patient, but I still go with my first mind when it comes to the shitpost.
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This Baby Yoda merch has gotten out of hand
BlackNoir replied to MasqueradeOverture's topic in Free-For-All
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My son is so full of shit. He was like "Oh, I know her, she was in that one movie" I was like dude, you haven't sen her in any movie....then he was like "Daddy, I know that face and she was in something" I said dude, *went to FB* she's just this chick right here....Then he goes "Wow, you're friends with celebrities"....I wanted to just let it go, but I can't have him believing his own bullshit so I showed him the one with your face on John Cena and I think he's all fucked up right now.
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Well, I googled that image because i wanted to see just how tall that broad is and it's all porn links....I'm not quite in the mood for whatever that's called right now.
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I lost a whole weekend sipping GHB on a Friday night.....Oh salty ass date rape drug, why were you so awesome.
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Holy shit....I've been there, but it was fucking sublime on repeat
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I mean, it's no jerk off contest
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Ah, I see what happened....Glad I didn't ask. Thought ol' sawdust caught the axe
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I keep this on a playlist for just such an occasion.
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Bad News For Stuart Baker/Unkown Hinson/Squidbillies fans
BlackNoir replied to Killa Ounze's topic in Free-For-All
Well....I do believe i said I disagree, but it's whatever since like I said, I've whipped it out a few times. But from what I gather, he sexually harassed some chicks that were working for/with him? Is that correct. -
If you got Senzu beans, then yes....I will definitely pay you.
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Welp, my daughter has broken yet another phone....This makes #4 since Nov. 2018.....I would say she's doing it just to force me to come out of pocket for new ones, but tomorrow I'm getting her an early model Galaxy to replace it and making her save for whatever new one she wants. You're 13....You save for Markaplier merch, you can save for your phone.