BlackNoir

Dumbass....Treason is when all the leaves turn brown and fall off the trees right before winter.

There is no way in hell I can sleep on my stomach....I makes me have to pee for some reason. On back, one knee up and a pillow on my face....Maybe a pillow under the unraised knee for a little razzle dazzle.....That's good sleepin'

Like I said in another thread....They'll give you a bag full if you say you want a lot.

Pod 6 laughs at death...This is in poor taste.

This is where a lot of my family is....We survived Katrina, I hear this is a joke. My niece said Marco must have went back because he forgot his mask. Here's hoping Laura makes the food hoarding worth it.

Within the hour has always been my notion, and I base that off RE time....10 minutes of in game I feel like constitutes about an hour......Otherwise, speedrunners take down umbrella in about an hour or less....Which seems completely farcical. The real question is how long before a Crimson head mutation.

I rarely do....Sometimes I'm patient, but I still go with my first mind when it comes to the shitpost.

This is kinda weak....They could have at least pasted the pic of BY on the fleshlight

My son is so full of shit. He was like "Oh, I know her, she was in that one movie" I was like dude, you haven't sen her in any movie....then he was like "Daddy, I know that face and she was in something" I said dude, *went to FB* she's just this chick right here....Then he goes "Wow, you're friends with celebrities"....I wanted to just let it go, but I can't have him believing his own bullshit so I showed him the one with your face on John Cena and I think he's all fucked up right now.

Well, I googled that image because i wanted to see just how tall that broad is and it's all porn links....I'm not quite in the mood for whatever that's called right now.

I lost a whole weekend sipping GHB on a Friday night.....Oh salty ass date rape drug, why were you so awesome.

Holy shit....I've been there, but it was fucking sublime on repeat

I mean, it's no jerk off contest

Ah, I see what happened....Glad I didn't ask. Thought ol' sawdust caught the axe

I keep this on a playlist for just such an occasion.

Well....I do believe i said I disagree, but it's whatever since like I said, I've whipped it out a few times. But from what I gather, he sexually harassed some chicks that were working for/with him? Is that correct.

If you got Senzu beans, then yes....I will definitely pay you.

Welp, my daughter has broken yet another phone....This makes #4 since Nov. 2018.....I would say she's doing it just to force me to come out of pocket for new ones, but tomorrow I'm getting her an early model Galaxy to replace it and making her save for whatever new one she wants. You're 13....You save for Markaplier merch, you can save for your phone.

I'ma need some undercheeks

Actually, my brain takes what is there and adds shit or replaces things....So I saw Sideshow Bob and never even was on the same page with you.....

All about the chocolate chip cookies dipped in milk for me....I would say it's cereal too....But I eat Raisin Bran Crunch....So it's counterproductive.

I think is strange how my father's half of the family is all Creole and I was raised in Louisiana a large part of my life and I have no belief in Ghosts, spirits, haunts, haints, boogiddy boos, voodoo, witchcraft....etc. And believe me....They have tried their hardest to instill it in me....I just don't see it......It all seems to be soaked in coincidence, or at worse, has a logical explanation. Not hating, because I hate that part of me is apparently dead.....If you run into my imagination's ghost, tell that fucker he coulda left a note before committing suicide.

Settle down man....I promise this thread will not hurt you.

I don't doubt dry cleaning being a thing...I doubt that wrinkled mess you showed us hadn't been anywhere but your closet

Were you around for the 100 year old, oversized overcoat he stole and had taken to "the cleaners"