BlackNoir

I actually know all important birthdays within 2 days of the actual date. I'm so glad "belated" is a thing. But I was going to Arlington yesterday.....it's like the 4th time I've been there this year.....and I have no idea how people got there before GPS. I remember my dad having a road map when we went to Alabama....He's a smarter man than I'll ever be.

Just to update this....I still planned on capturing spiders in pics....But seriously, it's like as soon as I made this thread, they all just disappeared.

I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE TO ATTRACT YOU....I'M AN ASSHOLE SO YOU'LL HAVE TIME TO ESCAPE.

Wait...Why is the car for sale. And another point is, it better fucking be...How the fuck he rolling that on the weekends and LGL doesn't have AC.....Get his mind right.

LOL, ok....I was thinking "I hope she didn't smile" and you didn't disappoint. Though I'll admit, I had only seen your face, had no idea you have cakes too.

No, that's Derrick

OH GODDAMMIT....YES, BRUCESHITTINGASSFUCKING LEE

......I honestly can't believe I'm being asked this.

Oh, I see you aren't aware of the "packard wants to hook dog food up to bluetooth" meme here.

Damn, how'd you earn that badge...

Dude, he still shows up every once in a while...But with Zeni gone, I think he's taken to making 100s of YT accounts to own Zeni.

STFU, there is nothing odd....jackie made a hyperbolic statement, which after the opportunity arose she realized that there is no way she'd do what she thoughtlessly blurted out a while back....That's it, there is nothing odd about it. What is odd is that I still think the calculus dude is closer to getting his dick sucked than you'll ever be even after getting a hard nope.

I hear you can unnecessarily and probably with declining quality, make it bluetooth ready.

Stop lying, you ain't no fun.

That's not Batman, that's Ironman

....... Is that a sock..... Your tie.....Is that a sock?

LOLwut.....You did shit like that at my school, and you don't get to ride the bus anymore....Kid got put off forever for pop-its

So is the Hulk So is Kim Kardashian's step mom So is the dragon So is the "Oh noooo" Family Guy dude.

Weirdos until like maybe 7th grade, then...well, you can probably figure this out.

Only vaguely related, but I watched The Wizard with Buddy the other day and about 30 minutes in we just skipped to the end....That was a bad, bad video game movie....And I didn't realize how much I disliked Fred Savage.

Staying away, but I NEED to post this since I went and found it before I opened the thread because i was posting it no matter what because of the title

I'll take your word for it....But it's a hard sell for me.

Mean Green, Orange Champ is the WORST kitchen cleaner I've ever used bar none.....No lysol or Chlorox at the store when I went, so I was like "Meh, this'll do....Not going all the way to Walmart, or Big lots" but I wish I had....I wound up boiling some water in vinegar because this shit was doing NOTHING to cut grease desppit it having DEGREASER in bold letters. It doesn't even smell nice......Mas thinking I'd put it in my windshield washer fluid tank, but it'll probably just smear shit like it did in here.....Eh, I might have to fix a drink just in case I get a visit from a wandering, chain smoking pedo....So I'll hold on to it.

Not even happy to see you...You've made me wait too long.

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