BlackNoir

And if you get a switch, get pokemon and mario party.

Sadly I do feel a bit invested....Almost to the point that I'll buy you a few bottles if you buy one bottle and guzzle it on screen for me.

I legit find it less batshit crazy than Christianity.

Pork or beef

Nah, I'd much rather explore the cosmos...But that's out of reach, so as long as we get to go to jail together, crime it is.

Well, too late for my input i assume...So how'd it go.

Totally unexpected, but my daughter was watching some interview or something with him a while ago and I said "He looks like he's lost weight"....But I just assumed he bulked up for the role and the smaller frame was normal for him....Didn't think he was gonna pull a Charlie Murphy on me. RIP....A celebrity death I kinda actually feel for.

I am buddy

Withdrawals, dude.

Oh, ok

I got drunk tanked in 2007 right after my daughter was born...I went to my cousin's wedding and got pulled over.....I was texting the kid's mother from jail....I didn't even think about I shouldn't have a phone...But she did, and was like "Why the fuck are you lying, you can't have your phone in jail" and I was like "Oh shit, I better send a selfie"....It didn't occur to me how absurd that shit sounded.

Oh, Cali....I was like WTF, hell no....This is supposed to be over soon.

.....I may be ignoring some context here but I'm pretty sure those places aren't anywhere near each other

I mean, I definitely know I should never, ever again....But I wanna buy about 7 grams and blast off one more time.....Maybe when the kids grow up.

So simple, yet super effective

LOL, fucking deserters....Hmmm, I've dipped out on strangers before but I don't think I've ever just dipped on Board memebers..... Nope, I'm lying....I definitely dipped on Rumb0's laggy ass in Tekken and I played Conan_Wong in Street Fighter for a few fights but can't recall how that ended. But Boo, Glodson, Valiente, Zeni, Nabs, PhilStoned....Even Chunk, I always gave warning. EDIT, Oh fuck, I guess the pic didn't load...I didn't even see that part about the keys...Hilarious.

How did you pass the time.... Situations like ran in for PI, I just slept it off....They usually let you go after 8 hours unless you did some other dumb shit to boot...Or disturbing the peace/miscellaneous mischief or whatever the shit it is called now, I usually watched TV until I made bond.....I've always had some sort of support outside the walls that i knew would come get me. But have you ever had an extended stay? Longest for me was 3 Months in DeKalb county in GA. They lost me in the system and I wound up having to stew....My mother was in MS, trying to get me out but GA has either lots of red tape, or they just didn't want me out (I was facing a felony larceny charge, but a good friend of mine got my shit reduced to theft by taking)....At any rate, I spent a lot of time playing chess, watching TV, and playing spades...after a while I picked up Gin....Which I barely remember how to play now. Reading was an option, but you had to be in for a while to use the library and I guess I didn't make that mark....Still, other inmates brought things to our dorm, but none of it was of any interest to me. Pretty much, once they let me smoke, I was ok with the situation....Although I did start to lose hope.....It was one hell of a surprise when at like 3am one morning they just let me walk out of the cell, dressed me out and told me I was free. It wasn't until later I found out who did it and had my charges reduced....But anyway

What's an Irish goodbye

I have no fucking clue....I leave that up to the St Croix woman that sells cookies to my barber.

It's a party game....Saying it's for short attention spans is kinda retarded because people play it for hours. The games, themselves are short because who wants to wait for 50 people to get a turn....Conversely, what 50 people want to play one game for an hour to declare one winner. Have you guys ever played with a large group of friends....A quick turnabout is key to keeping the game fun and not have people who are obviously losing just sitting and waiting for the next round.

You got a PS4? You can play some street fighter or tekken with me...I know how to make it fun without grinding you into dust...If that's not your bag, I have Fall guys, terraria, don't starve, dead by daylight, Apex, pretty much anything my son has gotten because it's what's hot in the streets....I suck at all of them, so you get to be in control. I also have Pokemon on Switch....That i wish someone would play with me.....But I take no prisoners in that.....My animals will prevail.

I feel so used....Segued the shit outta my post. Eh, but here we are....I feel like Giuseppe (that's what I'm calling Pizza guy from now on) deserves a shot.....Rapper be on that ho shit...I don't care who he is.