BlackNoir

Ever pull that lint carpet off the dryer filter in one go.....I love it.

Great, I wasn't even there, and I think that's gonna stick with me for a bit.

This is one of our stupider arcs...Like the Master Roachy sections of Gintama.

Welp, if your ass wasn't fired before...It definitely is now.

I'm high as an eagle fart, if that helps.

.....Wait.....So I'M the woman? Or do I get a MoO and a Best man. I'm not familiar with the rules.

I fucking did.....I was so glad when that shit finally came out...I say came out because I had NO idea how to get it out. Back in my acid tripping days, my best friend was a lesbian chick, and while she was a stub....She was still a little bitch.....So she wanted her eyebrow pierced, but was scared. She talked me into going with her for support. When we got there, she still couldn't pull the trigger, so the dude at the parlor said "Tell your friend to go first, since he's all confident that it's no big deal" so I called his bluff and said I would. He said give it a few weeks to heal, then I could take it out.....Well, a few weeks went by, and that stupid fucking ball wouldn't budge. My friend could pop her's out at will......Mine was just...Stuck. She tried to help, but it was just there. Anyway, wound up with a hoop in my eye, and for the longest, I wore a bandaid over it because getting it caught was a real fear.....Mostly because I was shitfaced all the time, and we used to get in fights regularly in clubs. One day, I went to sleep, woke up and I just walked around for a bit until I touched it and realized the fucking ball was gone.....Was the for real....Was I finally free from that fucking prison? I have no idea what finally popped it, but I took that shit out and put it in my keepsake box to remind me to never do that shit again.

Concerning the OP....I think it just got familiar and the scant few of us that still frequent this place have unfinished business here....Like an internet pergatory, but you kinda like it.... Sometimes I wonder what things would be like if the current AS twitter/FB/IG communities decided to treat us as a real entity......And then I'm like "Nah, I kinda like it how it is...Sure, a more robust community would be nice, but what if AS decided to bring their forums back....Would we all abandon this place, or is this something more than just a splinter of the old boards.....Are we like.....Friends?.....Fucking ew"

STFU, miasma.

Forever, my man....Forfuckingever.

I may have the $3 in change in my car....I have no use for the shit.

Who the hell took this pi.... No, why did anyone take this pic....You're like a mile away....Unless the picture is really of Tom Cruise's sexy lean into the bar there.

I wonder if these types of images triggers sponges sezures.

....Is this for real, because I want it to be. At any rate, last time I was at an IHOP at 2am, I was soooooo shitfaced. I don't remember ordering, I don't remember waiting for an order, I don't remember us going back to the house, and I don't remember eating the food.....But I DO remember having a problem paying. Like I knew I had money but couldn't find it or some shit....Like I had the wrong card, or no cash....I honestly don't remember what the issue was...I just remember being faded and the girl looking real annoyed.....That stuck out and that face still is burned into my memory.

I'm suspecting that since we got a new booty with powers, he's just trying them out...He'll get bored soon enough.

On FB, daily....With his other character, Robbie Stax....Globetrotting gambler, and poker king...I mean, he has like 4 different characters, but all anyone ever saw was the pedo one.

I'm late to the party on this one, and this is going to be a real "dad" post, but if the things about college life aren't what you expected and doesn't seem like something you're into.....Just take this time to study, and smash that GPA....You've effectively put the kibosh on the usual distractions, so Become Dr. Jackie and you can figure out the sex shit later. Trust me, whether you choose it or not, sex will always be available....But you might not get another shot at an education in this capacity....I mean, you can go back to school any time, sure.....But knocking it out while you aren't focused on humping and partying my be a gift in disguise. I know another big thing you talk about is depression....But I honestly can't help you with that. I have no idea what depression actually is anymore since it's used to describe some many feelings....So I avoid even touching on that

I got into the series long ago and I just kinda fell out of love with it.....I may give this one a shot, but Spring 21 is quite a ways off....I might be into something else by then.

I can't think of that many qualities I need in a friend.....I need someone who likes to play fighting games, but not at my house....Just over the internet....And just in case i ever run out of weed, they got it on deck....But I haven't ran out of weed in like 12 years. Hell, I actually have this friend and personally, I could stand a lot less of him because sometimes he likes to chat on messenger, and it's always about girls he finds hot, but is too chickenshit to talk to....Not scared like some guys here...Just scared to talk to them like humans.....He offers them money and doesn't understand why that offends some of them....

......So they made someone with barely enough posts to see DF a mod? Oh well, I guess.

I have a terrible habit of grocery shopping, planning meals, and then getting lazy and getting carry out when I'm here alone.....I love cooking, but only when I have an audience....I'll eat trash if I'm alone. The kids are my usual motivation to cook, and Buddy loves helping out in the kitchen.....Neffie, not so much, but she signed up for home ec this year....Which shocked the shit out of me, so maybe she'll get more involved when she's not terrified of the stove any more. But just like tonight, I wasn't expecting the kid's mother to come over and pick them up, so I made a huge salad, and thawed out some wings and grated cheese for macaroni......So I had no choice but to cook this food and I'll take some for lunch and probably eat leftovers again tomorrow night......Had I known, I totally would have gotten some Oke Poke instead.

Ban onsight by yourself?

I wear 13s....The black shoes are my son's 10.5s

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