BlackNoir

Of course they did

Oh....Well, ok then I guess.

Ime, "gringos" aren't exactly aware of when they are being shitheads.

Were you in a storm or somethin'

Lionel Hutz....I have grown to hate all the "Simpsons" except Homer.

I don't remember it

Aaaaaand....Mandela'd I could swear the quote was "Batches, we don't need no stinkin' batches"

Nah, I'm on your side....I love cilantro and they abuse the shit.

Nah, I was into hardy Boys and Nancy Drew.

I can be reckless with my life, but i love it....Kind of depressing that people are meh about dying....Maybe because i don't believe in any afterlife or reincarnation and I just know this is it....And this is kinda fun.

People mistake cilantro as authentic Mexican flavor. I have a lunch truck I visit...Tastes way better...And fuck what Tsar said about sanitary practices....I've been to some terrible Chipotles, and not a Latino in sight.

Dude, just put the long ass eyebrows on the glasses and go on about your way....I think there is 0....absolute 0 chance anyone will mistake you for the real Monarch until they see your glasses.. I mean, you can take em off for pictures but I don't see

.....Didn't even know that was a thing

Dude, I'm looking for the 60 ft squid, or Mermaids......The Flying Dutchman

Keep me posted.....But I think this will be more of a podcast than anything else.

This skewed telling of events dressed in bright red comic sans is just more of you not owning up to your bullshit. The fact that you are having so much trouble PMing someone reminds me oh so woefully of me cutting you off at all avenues and you STILL making that last ditch effort to jump into my email. You're annoying, stalkerish and lack boundaries....It only feels like you're being trolled because you've convinced yourself that you're a victim and not the reason restraining orders are issued.

I'm convinced that if this is the only way for you to contact people, then they likely don't care for you as much as you think they do. Did any of them make the mistake of joining your blog with their verification email....You could always email them after being blocked for 2 years like you did me

No, but if you break his hands, it's a speech impediment, and it's not funny.

Rapier will always be my word to describe Brock Turner

It honestly has no business in noise like ever....But so far it's pretty benign.....Now when it's still here during Thanksgiving, I'll likely start trippin'

I'm going to steal this because I need to see something.

Yet....I figure it'll just be a matter of time before I remember why this is a yearly sticker briar up my ass, but right now....It's all gravity. In fact, I'm going to participate....I am going to take pics of spiders I come across throughout my day. I think...I make no promises

You've grossly over-evaluated your importance....I think most people forget you exist until Halloween.

LOL, you're right...You ARE funny