[classic swim]

I fuck the farts outta Casey Anthony. Just pelvic thrust FRRT FRRT FRRT FRRT! So dirty and meaty and unbathed ass. Her shit air tickles my pp like a pool jet. But then I gently drop her off on the side of the highway because actions still have consequences.

Google, it is a joke for you to be so adamant on how not safe you are, and I’ve wasted so much time sitting down only for you to put my shit through fucking Windows Movie Maker. What is the exceeding playback bullshit even for, anyway? What are you failing at monetizing?

Brings porridge to eat at the library and screams at the receptionist’s head.

Screamed at all the kids to shut the fuck up on the scariest Six Flags roller coaster.

Watched the Six Flags guy Mr. Six rub one out while he made silly faces.

Wants to tackle someone at Six Flags.

Then she’ll carelessly pms and laugh while she’s bleedin’

Happy birthday, Brian

Wants to play on the Chik Fil A playground even though he’s too big.

He gets rosie cheeks and his pupils glimmer with glee when he’s offered pizza from Olive Garden.

Answers the door for the pizza and the delivery boy says “seiiiiigggghht, here’s your meatlovers!”

#comedy

That was Clay.

Remember when people were upset with Obama for wearing a tan suit?

I used to call my thing Shirley.

Goodfellas lost to Dances With Wolves. What is Dances With Wolves? Me neither.