[classic swim]

Outside’s “rainy but still hot” kind of hot. The worst kind.

Pudgy douchebag who made his carbon footprint being a weird dick to people over Japanese cartoons, but oooh his extensive thoughts on more dumb bullshit that doesn’t matter.

Back in October he asked if we ever wake up with pen and duct tape to our forehead.

All the time.

His career is bulletproof in the way others aren’t because there was hardly any pushback or shitstorm there besides internet talk.

Groening and his wife Augustina Picasso are being sued for failing to take action on workplace sexual assault.

That remark in of itself was historically always norms not being clever or smart enough to categorize the comedy any other way because it was weird in comparison to the other dry and vapid bullshit they watch. You can like the random cartoon Judge tossed a portion of his millions at (which will inevitably be cancelled in a year or two) without it being a big statement against the old guard. The fucking Goonies has aired on Adult Swim. Royal Crackers and some CN reject block. But yeah leaps and bounds from “hurr durr I never smoked weed before but duh weeeeeeeeeed.”

Again. Spicy.

Piece from months back. I got all the games, picture packs etc I needed ages ago, but pretty much all of that’s being wiped out on Monday. From what I’ve heard, the Live servers are all connected and won’t be at risk of being pulled. For now. The last console to really matter and the first to have a real network linked up with it.

C’mon, retro places. If your broke asses can’t even get the fucking cover of what you’re trying to sell, don’t make a 40-year-old scratched disc go well beyond full price. Only a matter of time before you’re turned into yet another pussy ass Starbucks, and you’ll only have yourself to blame.

Happy birthday and thanks for inspiring a certain toonamite fanfic.

2006th forum post. Greatest year of all time, bar none.

Dudes only want(ed) a Manhunt 3 specifically because it’s controversial and just glossed over the 2nd being super shitty exposition with non scary enemies. “We only want this ‘cause we know it’ll be banned! “ Great. Now you don’t have a series.

So much for trying to save up on toilet paper. One night I suddenly become Sir Shits-a-Lot and it’s all gone.

ghostrek what would ya do if Jennifer Lawrence went and sucked your fully erect penis while you were passed out on the couch?

When is Zaslav gonna pull down his pants and forcibly fuck Demarco’s fat crusty shit ass?

San Andreas - PS2

Insanely shitty as it is, I’m actually glad the Tenacious D thing happened because sometimes you gotta remember celebrities are lizards and not real people.

Need to know that kitty’s opinion on current events again.

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He got the lightest hit and tunes are a changin. Whatever, back to anguish.