[classic swim]

Bully, Chapter III: “Love Makes The World Go Around”

A Huey Freeman Christmas

You ask for help, and I’ll help you. No problem. But you deliberately yell at me before anything’s even started, making a scene in your own neighborhood to make me look bad, and I’m supposed to be fine with that. Obviously don’t want you to do any of the things I told you to do to yourself... but I said it. Gotta stand tall by my words when yours mean nothing.

I don’t see how Family Guy compilations on YT can be that addicting. You can’t visually tell a 2024 episode apart from a 2011 episode. The HD era show is animated in such a bland way that it strains my retinas if I watch for more than an hour.

L.A. Confidential

Roasting on an Open Fire

Two months since I paid out the ass for another phone charger. Two months. And now it wants to pull that shit again.

“Our culture is stuck.” Have you ever tried just making better shit?

Happy Birthday and Happy Sunday to you as well.

He’ll give him some quaaludes at the bus stop.

Yeah but I can get to them my own goddamn self and not beg them to be my taxi driver.

Cheers to the brave chiropractor driving me to his house from the bus stop!

“It’s actually a GREAT marketing strategy to go over a year without a new trailer or promotional images or anything to keep the consumer caring.” Damn that’s crazy, anyway:

You won Carvel Venture Brothers cake for doing a good Venture Brothers impression on a voicemail!

I just said “screw it” and rambled over the phone like a random character instead. I feel sorry for whoever had to listen to that mess.

I wonder if his email inbox ping’d those PMs of me calling him a bitch and he just can’t respond to it.

Happy birthday Katt!!!