[classic swim]

Checkered’s probably being axed around March-May at the soonest if they’re eager to get rid of it. I guess a little over a year of that block silently existing isn’t so bad. Lazzo would’ve never allowed it to happen.

Tacos and wings.

HBD!

I’m not materialistic, you’re just whiney because you could drop dead tomorrow and it wouldn’t matter because you don’t have shit to your name and you live like a fucking cockroach.

He’s saying your retirement doesn’t amount to shit if you’ve just been a cheap bum fuck your entire life.

Get ya bitch ass whooped by the moderators on the daily.

Underestimating how much toilet paper you have, and then, POOF, it’s all gone.

It’s just night and day how automated everything is now compared to the first 5 years of AS alone. There used to be individuality with the channels and now it’s all the sloggiest blank slate. It’s like Idiocracy or some satire showing you how soulless cable is, only Ai excels that. Commericals have always been terrible, but now every organism exists to be an ad and it couldn’t be any more void of human life.

Jesus Christ, TV is so dead.

I try not to think about how many of them are “grown” and were born in ‘05-‘08. Like you should still be a fucking cashew.

Half of my lottery numbers made the winning ticket and I just feel like my organs should fail. Just make me lose horrifically. Add a fucking triangle to that roster, stop making me close by threads.

Thread lock countdown!

Shoreside Vale bridge bell sure is giving me a fucking headache. Pretty sure I shouldn’t be hearing that chiming when I’m not even on the fucking bridge and am just going around Staunton Island.

Another thing about the shittiter, unwatchabler shows on their channel lately is that they pump out as many episodes onto a time slot as conceivably possible. Where as the shows with a vague sense of notoriety and purpose have to have 20-21 episodes sprinkled around in such a sloggish way so it can last an entire football season or whatever.

I mean those shows are also 100% going to be canned soon, just a matter of when. The network would’ve done it minutes ago if everyone didn’t catch up on their shit. FOX as an entertainment channel is like a mob front.

FOX doesn’t even want the show anymore and has been intentionally undercutting it until they’ll eventually stop airing it permanently. This took so long to happen that I don’t really give a shit either way, but it’d be at least cool if they became the home for new episode premieres.

Have you ever had orangutan cookies?

It’s like drowning in Purgatory. Quarter of the century less than a month away and it’s a big fucking nothing.