[classic swim]

The one where they have you smash peanuts on the floor.

Happy Thanksgiving, ghostrek!

What do you expect? His dad made him pull down his pants and devour the whole gearshift with his butthole when they got in the car together.

When there’s a 400% tax on meat thanks to PETA and I have to go take matters in my own hands.

“I’m a complete fucking mental midget, but no one says any of the tarded shit I say so I must REALLY be going against the grain!” - Person who’s afraid of gearshifts.

Don’t know how much longer I’ll keep going but I’m thankful for bridges being burned and shitty people I never needed being out of my life permanently.

@smiradenius

I’d see things from your perspective but my dad never stuck his dick far up my ass.

Oh the mugshot of your grandma from after you agreed to play with her private parts?

He can keep liking it ‘cause his existence is funny as fuck to me.

Hey Packard when you were a kid did you ever intentionally look at your grandmother’s vagina from out of the shower?

You’re still going! Wow!

You’re a bitch lol.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

How are you gonna say “anyway” to ya mother’s cunt being rugged as peanut brittle? Ol horse ass bitch.

I’d fuck an elephant before I’d fuck your mother.

I appreciate that I can just shit on you over anything and you’ll run laps in such a way over stuff no one gives a fuck about. I said you failed at typing in a separate thread (which, yeah. You did.) and you just gave me your ideology on what constitutes a fidget.

Packard wouldn’t know if the bus ride to Auschwitz was bouncy.

What a guy.

Miss you, pal. Happy early Thanksgiving.

Dude just fucking proofread your shit lol it’s not that hard. No one else here has to mention every single time that they failed at typing.