Insipid

I was thinking Nancy Pelosi will somehow become Speaker again, just to be used as a scapegoat, maybe ousted right before the next general election. And then she wins back her seat and becomes Speaker full term anyway. 🙄

It really sucks when you start counting calories again, you realize how much of a fat ass you were being.

I legit just heard Mr. Krabbs say "hippy hooha show."

Poor ghostie. I'll just say that he has nowhere near the shittiest take on the situation.

I'm glad to hear you like Indian food. Try chicken tikka masala next time. It's similar to butter chicken, but it has more spices involved.

Ya know, I agreed with the applesauce, but as for this one . . . well.

Most Americans, or rather almost all Americans, don't even notice how far Rwanda has come since then. The country is now very safe and clean. The people there are trying very hard to secure their children a prospective future and prevent something like the genocide from ever happening again.

This place now looks worse than the hooha during a bad herpes outbreak.

Not a regularly available thing? Oh, you must not shop at a store that carries peasant foods like Mott's. I believe Erewhon calls it:

Well . . . I love applesauce. Unsweetened, as I like the slight sourness. It's my favorite way to consume apples, as it still got the the fiber in it, unlike apple juice. I'm rarely in the mood to eat raw apples. And for what it's worth, I once asked my sister if she thought applesauce was childish and she told me it's a popular snack among nursing staff.

Tao was the name of this one Vietnamese girl I used to work with. Happy birthday, the annoying one.

Korean corn dogs deserve the hype.

happy birthday

You tell me; are you on the spectrum?

ok male fuggs

The mop closet at your old workplace.

I seem to have replaced my nicotine addiction with chewing gum. RIP my jaw, I guess.

Is that why Trump was elected president with no previous experience in politics at the ripe young age of 70?

Age limits too. Military has it, elected government officials should have it too.

Who the fuck calls Starbucks Starbies? So fucking stupid and childish.

Whatever, Pam chose Tommy Lee over him.

Nah, beggars can't be choosers. You did the right thing.

It doesn't. Stop poking holes in the candy, bitch.