Insipid

Oh, and here's how to fix your problem.

I didn't even post in that outrun your girlfriend thread. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I think you're making shit up.

My hibachi outing got cancelled. 😭 I still felt like spending money, so I got Indian takeout. Palak paneer, chicken tikka masala, basmati rice, and raita. Can't complain.

I don't even have a cat. Anyway,

Oh well. She has nine lives. She can learn her lesson with one of them.

I don't want this cat anymore. I'll give it to Packard.

porkchops, rice, corn, kimchi. Boring. I'm going to a hibachi place tomorrow. Should be more exciting.

Luke Combs' version of Fast Car is so stupid. Your country ass is really working in the market as a checkout girl? 🙄

There are people who actually like crunchy peanut butter? 😱

Day 24: Today was my mother's birthday. It was the first time I saw my sister since New Year's Day. She said "wow, you lost a bit of weight." I wasn't expecting her to notice this early, but she is a nurse. Gave me quite a confidence boost.

Biryani again. I overate . . . I hope I didn't mess up my diet too much

chicken biryani, raita, and garlic bread

Lately, I've been practicing not giving into temptation. Almost makes me sound religious, although I think religion is mostly bullshit. I do like the Buddhist concept of finding balance between asceticism and hedonism.

what the fuck Not funny in any sense of the word.

Cheers was a bad show. Go fuck yourself, Norm.

Day 22: I heard most resolutions fail by today. I am using an app to keep track of my weight. According to trend values, I have lost six pounds. According to absolute values, which is what most people use when discussing weight loss, I lost ten pounds. I'm not on Ozempic or anything; it's just old-fashioned calorie restriction and exercise. I started this year off right.

Bougie Herman Miller?

I've always thought the term sounded so stupid anyway, think tank. Reminds me of Richard Nixon's head in a jar on Fururama.

Ok? Thanks for feeling the need to clarify that.

I dunno. I've known a few underachieving people who could never get over the past. I don't really care to read further into this either.

Gayle King fucking sucks. I just saw her interviewing one of those gymnasts sexually assaulted by that one doctor and she was explicitly asking questions about her genitals. Bitch, you're only famous cause your tongue was literally up Oprah's cunt. Fuck off.

I got a new phone today. Taking hours to set up and transfer all the files. I kinda miss the days you could just use technology right outside the box.