Insipid

I still sometimes say "tape" instead of "record." I'm old. 😭

Do you still try to make, or hope, that you and her are still a thing?

You were supposed to use protection with the hooker. Fortunately, the clap is very treatable with antibiotics.

Sounds like a you problem.

You don't hit and quit a girl like fuggs. 😉 (I hate myself right now.)

I had a one night stand and started smoking again last weekend. How's that for fucking things up?

You know, last time I went to therapy, I told my therapist it wasn't working out. I gave him forty dollars cash, he started crying, then he shut the door on me. 🙄

I stumbled upon this gem I had missed. https://unevenedge.com/topic/42781-i-have-a-question/

I have been reminded of this.

this stupid haiku fish get turned into sushi probably have worms

job hunt, more like job cunt 🙄

Natto and rice. Been a long time since I had a "vegan" dinner.

Have you hosted one before?

They're good for you, at least 🤷🏿‍♀️

If I did something physically taxing one day, it's quite easy. Other than that, no.

Go suck on a cumquat, bitch.

couscous, pouspous

They're popular with gen z males on both sides of the political spectrum, so . . .

Absolute shit take.

Ok, fine people and things can change. They need to change the name of their network, which as I said is offensive to many Armenians, regardless of Cenk's reasoning.. Then I have no room to bitch.

Just letting you know, the Young Turks committed the Armenian genocide. The news outlet has been asked by Armenians to change their name, but they refuse. Cenk Uygur has only just recently acknowledged the Armenian genocide of ever happening, and had previously outright denied the genocide.

suck on this

fishy smells like fugg's hooha

I thought they only acted like this in the movies and TV. Utterly ridiculous.