Insipid

Korean corn dogs deserve the hype.

happy birthday

You tell me; are you on the spectrum?

ok male fuggs

The mop closet at your old workplace.

I seem to have replaced my nicotine addiction with chewing gum. RIP my jaw, I guess.

Who the fuck calls Starbucks Starbies? So fucking stupid and childish.

Whatever, Pam chose Tommy Lee over him.

Nah, beggars can't be choosers. You did the right thing.

It doesn't. Stop poking holes in the candy, bitch.

Well, I have three jobs now. The odds are I'll only have two within two weeks due to time constraints.

Why do I keep hearing about "Disney adults" lately? I think this is just the Western version of otaku (although there are Japanese Disney adults too), and people are now worried about the ensuing declining birth rates. Oh well, it's inevitable. I think it's much more a symptom than a cause.

I know a girl who enjoys beig a side bitch like that.

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 Sigh, this just makes me feel bad now. No, I was calling Lila a stupid bitch, and I was pretending she was saying the quoted sentence.

"Oh Arnold, I am ever so thankful you helped in me in math class the other day. Like, I like you, but I don't like you like you." Shut the fuck up, stupid bitch.

Not really. I hate Lila though. You know she grew up to be a complete hoe.

Imagine how aesthetically pleasing her face will be when she sits on a Judas chair.

Shabu-shabu. Such a dumb-sounding food, reminds me of Lord Jabu Jabu from Zelda, but honestly one of the best Japanese foods, IMO.

Yo parents all nasty, fucking on Christmas like that. Happy birthday.

Don't make me post [redacted] her feet.

I don't think there's a single piece of media that managed to make New York City look whiter than Friends. I couldn't care less that none of the main characters are nonwhite, but I do care that all the minorities in NYC seem to have mysteriously vanished.

Ever since I saw Trolls, I'm always reminded of it when I think of this song. So you all should suffer too.

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