Insipid

Does she really deserve to have a ruptured cervix?

Please, blue cheese is nothing. If you want a food that smells like rotten unwashed asshole, try natto.

I love blue cheese and pizza but that sounds nasty.

Teenage me back in the ASMB days would have loved society's current attitude to weed . . . but I just don't like it that much anymore. Just caffeine and the occasional drink or two now. I've become boring. 🙃

Ok Pat, I'm fine with you taking the screenshots down, but at least take everything down too.

I've been trying to find that post forever. So sad I lost it. 😢 (Also, the old smileys have really lost their charm. I greatly prefer shitty emojis.)

no

What a loser.

I'm trying to lose more weight this summer. Happy with my progress since March.

GOP presidential campaign 2028 "make piss great again"

Hmm, I won't say the obvious, but anyway. https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/sitzpinkler-german-men-pee-sitting-down/?utm_campaign=weeklynewsletter&utm_source=rejoiner&utm_medium=email&utm_content=06/01/23+Smarter+Faster&rjnrid=5jkaKVA It's also slowly becoming more popular in the US. Won't be surprised if it's eventually used in politics.

Spoke too soon. 🙃

I thought this was a reference to The Room.

I fed up with this whirl.

I'm so excited to be living in my seventh story apartment. I get vertigo when I go out on the balcony. It's odd, since I've been to the top of the Empire State Building and experienced nothing. It may have to do with the low guard rail; shit should be higher on my balcony.

I believe the modern domesticated chicken has its origins in China, so . . . not that stupid of a question. Oh, and I remember when the hapisk ytmnd was made. He made a thread one evening (wasn't the same thread he described doing his cousin in the laundry room), sparks created the ytmnd, then the next morning the thread had nearly 400 replies. hapisk was like "what the hell is going on?"

Well the episode's name is "The Color Ruckus," so yeah, I'm sure I have no idea what movie it was parodying. I do like the source movie, and have watched it multiple times. I like Oprah and Whoopi as actresses than whatever they hell they do these days. Besides the point, sorry to interject. Just trying to soften the tone, that I supposedly misinterpreted.

BATHLs

I know enjoyment of Uncle Ruckus's character has been frequently seen as a litmus test for enjoyment of racist black jokes. Anyway, his episode recounting his tale of "revitiligo" was humorous and tragic, especially considering his two brothers ended up having white wives, successful careers, and got over their father's awful parenting, unlike Uncle Ruckus. I'm not one to use genius in a manner like that, but I thought it was a great episode.

I don't think you're supposed to use an oven at all, if you're going for a Dairy Queen iteration. I had to make sure I remembered correctly, and yeah, they don't use an oven.

Man his shit sucks.

Yes.

Good because we both remember it was Packard and still is the case here at the UEMB.

ICE 🙃