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UwPp

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  1. I thought you wanted a wake up call?
  2. Now I need to get some roller blades.
  3. that thing?
  4. Got pissed off at episode 6 of The Book of Bobba Fett.
  5. What makes it better is my Bluetooth radio was on and this shit started playing throughout my entire house.
  6. I’ve decided to binge listen to techno. Lesbian porn just doesn’t cut it anymore.
  7. Thinking about what the hell am I going to binge watch because sitting in a house of boredom and not working is rough.
  8. I have to poop from all the deliciousness now.
  9. My valentine to everyone this year
  10. I’m here for you and we all are here for you to get through this. Been there. Terribly.
  11. I got the dick. I mean duck.
  12. UwPp

    Chaos

    That’d be fucking awesome. But no. Just a snow blower.
  13. Damn I mean I know I need to get laid. But geesh. I’ve already got a new vibrator coming in the mail. What more could I ask for?
  14. That sounds really hot, cross my buns Sawdy.
  15. Send all the drunk pics! Must see!
  16. I have a date tomorrow and I haven’t been on one in a long time. Now I’m nervous af.
  17. UwPp

    Chaos

    It’s still snowing here. We’re about a foot or so now 🤮 your shoveling skills are pretty fancy tho. Come do my driveway plz.
  18. UwPp

    Chaos

    So much snow
  19. Can I has cookie and strawberry??
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