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The_annoying_one

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  1. 2 Tyson spicy chicken biscuits and some mustard potato salad. That’s what I’m about to have soon, anyway, I guess. Don’t really feel like doing anything else. EDIT: Only ate one biscuit. They’re bigger than I thought.
  2. I’ve done absolutely nothing today and I need a nap. You win.
  3. Filmed a live-action parody of Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
  4. Knows everything there is to know about certain UEMBers, and will definitely share that information….if the price is right.
  5. I just love it when I lose shit that I literally just had in my hand. Does wonders for my psyche.
  6. Once threatened to sue McDonald’s because their fries didn’t have enough salt.
  7. His and [classic swim]’s faces are plastered all over the security cam footage at my house.
  8. I can’t remember the last time I actually sat down and watched a movie. I should maybe do that soon. Not tonight, though.
  9. His outgoing voicemail message is in the voice of Donald Duck.
  10. Uses [classic swim] as his alarm clock.
  11. Goes to Taco Bell, orders 14 burritos, then drives away without paying or picking up the food.
  12. Fills out the paperwork at the doctor’s office with a pink crayon.
  13. Once posted a job listing on Indeed for a professional toenail clipper.
  14. Happy birthday, person who apparently only lasted about 3 days here.
  15. Sells beach balls out of the back of an ice cream truck.
  16. Netflix won’t let me watch today’s episode of Monday Night Raw because it’s “already aired”. This has never been an issue before. Why now?
  17. Does exactly the same thing with spices. It’s really quite impressive.
  18. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1Bee3NRYit/?mibextid=wwXIfr
  19. Beef tips over white rice. One of my absolute favorite meals of all time.
  20. This is exactly why I don’t answer the phone unless it’s someone I talk to on a very regular basis. And those people pretty much know I’m a text-only person in almost all circumstances.
  21. There are only maybe 5 websites I genuinely care to visit on a regular basis. The rest of the internet can pretty much go.
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