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The_annoying_one

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  1. Competes in Monopoly tournaments around the world.
  2. You tell me you’re here to help me but all you really do is insult me. You really wanna go down this road with me? Fuck it. Let’s go. Just know I don’t fight much but I do fight dirty.
  3. Has a habit of calling fast food places to complain about their food and service even though he’s never actually been to any of them.
  4. Checkers Laziness wins yet again. EDIT: Actually went to pick it up myself this time. Waiting over an hour for fast food is fucking inexcusable.
  5. Tried to order fast food through Amazon.
  6. Banned from DollyWorld for hacking the PA system and blasting Slayer.
  7. Rents rooms in hotels just to flood the bathroom and ask for an immediate refund.
  8. Once paid a parking ticket in pennies.
  9. Eats lemons like an apple.
  10. Some kind of chicken cordon bleu mac & cheese TV dinner. Wasn’t much to it but it was actually pretty good.
  11. Once took an Uber to his neighbor’s house across the street just so he could slap him.
  12. Last bachelor party he went to was in the playground at McDonald’s.
  13. The past two days have been pure hell with no end in sight. I am not in a good mood today.
  14. People would be so much easier to deal with if they just….didn’t talk….or do much of anything at all…..
  15. Wears bubble wrap instead of clothes sometimes.
  16. Ate dinner at 5:30 today. A good 60 to 90 minutes earlier than usual. Now it’s 1 AM and I’m hungry again. Too bad I don’t feel like getting up.
  17. Those reels on Facebook still creep me the fuck out and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
  18. Tries to save people 15% or more on their car insurance but doesn’t actually work for an insurance company.
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