The_annoying_one

Calls and orders pizza in Klingon.

I absolutely can’t wait for next weekend…as long as nothing comes along to fuck it up.

Plans on going to a Halloween Tupperware party in a few days.

Some people absolutely deserve a smack in the mouth.

Pretty much whatever’s quick, cheap and microwaveable.

I live for the torture.

How is a free drink supposed to rectify the fact that your hostess took a sip of my drink before serving it to me, if she isn’t going to face any consequences for doing this?

Eats potato chips with a knife and fork.

Coats fried chicken in tapioca pudding and serves it to the residents of the nursing home every Wednesday afternoon.

Gave Mr. Hoonie a kaleidoscope for his birthday.

Drove to El Paso, Texas and told the waitress at the old timey diner that “Somebody’s gonna get these hands.” He then cackled madly and left without buying anything.

Has a tattoo of Mr. Rogers on his left calf.

Is still following Fatboy Slim around on tour.

Mine seems to be working fine, but I haven’t really been online much tonight.

Calls his internet service provider just to chat.

A Minecraft Movie - 1/10 I’m watching this with my nephews right now and it has got to be the single most annoying movie I’ve ever seen in my life. It would probably help if I knew the game at all, but I feel like that wouldn’t even matter.

Probably spaghetti yet again.

Is giving out gift bags filled with thumbtacks this Halloween.

You take my money instantly when I make the purchase, but make me wait 10 business days for a refund on a defective product. Remind me again why I’m paying extra for your premium service?

Today sucks. The End

Macaroni salad is better than mac & cheese.