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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Eats sushi with drumsticks instead of chopsticks.
  2. Wants Metallica to do an album with Barry Manilow.
  3. Replaced the foam in his couch cushions with mashed potatoes.
  4. Is trying to convince MC Hammer to make new music.
  5. Never returned my call about the supporting role in the Carrot Top biopic.
  6. I really don’t feel like I need to justify my emotionless face to anyone.
  7. Had some people randomly come over with Arby’s. I didn’t really want fast food tonight but it’s fine. It was pretty good and I didn’t have to pay for it.
  8. Is developing a sitcom with Mode 7 and neither of them even realize it.
  9. Is wearing bell bottoms right this second.
  10. Hid whoopie cushions under all the seats at the city council meeting.
  11. If you’re going to show up at my house completely unannounced, I am well within my rights to flat-out ignore you.
  12. Once baked a pie filled with dozens of different flavors of gummy bears. People are still chewing on it.
  13. I think we should see other people.
  14. Likes to stand in front of an elevator, opening and closing the doors while gasping.
  15. Is bringing Schoolhouse Rock back for a more modern audience.
  16. Well, today certainly came out swinging. I….I, uh…..whatever.
  17. Decided to jack up my cholesterol some more and blow money on McDonald’s because I’ve felt like doing absolutely nothing today.
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