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The_annoying_one

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  1. Netflix is only letting me log in on my phone lately and I have no idea why. How can the exact same password be correct on one device and incorrect on another?
  2. Plastic silverware is better than the real stuff in almost every conceivable way…..unless it’s that cheaply-made plastic silverware that breaks as soon as you pick something up.
  3. I need this show in my life right now!
  4. Is playing The Riddler in an off-Broadway musical rendition of Batman.
  5. Has taken screenshots of every post ever made in the UEMB.
  6. That amazing feeling when plans you weren’t looking forward to somehow manage to fall through.
  7. Puts hot sauce on oatmeal.
  8. Deletes my browser history before Seight can take my computer.
  9. Washes his feet in the kitchen sink.
  10. Talks like Foghorn Leghorn when excited.
  11. Makes his living writing jingles for commercials for local businesses.
  12. Grilled some cheeseburgers only to realize I’m out of mustard. Still quite good, though.
  13. Is working on a ghostrek/Mr. Hoonie fanfic.
  14. I actually don’t mind ads when I’m watching/streaming something. The only caveat I’ll add here is when YouTube decides to stick an ad right in the middle of a fucking song. I still refuse to pay for Premium, though.
  15. Pre-edit. I didn’t even see the edit until just now.
  16. Just likes to type out the word “erect”.
  17. Unfortunately, the closest Raising Cane’s is an hour away and there are currently no plans to open one closer to me. The one place I really used to love is Bojangle’s, but they left my city a year or two ago.
  18. Dreams of owning a restaurant where the head chef is a microwave.
  19. Drives by restaurants and yells out his window, “Don’t eat here! Mess you up!”
  20. I always feel the need for extreme solitude on the days when it’s just not possible. Oh well. People are just going to get whatever version of me I decide to give them today.
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