Jump to content
UnevenEdge

The_annoying_one

SwimLegend
  • Posts

    17666
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    161

Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. I hear something beeping somewhere in my house. I can’t figure out what it is, but it’s driving me crazy.
  2. Being in a bad mood is just easier than being happy some days.
  3. Nuked a couple of frozen burritos.
  4. People only want money from me when I don’t have it.
  5. Once worked as a party planner, but was fired for filling the piñatas with mayonnaise.
  6. Holy buffering, HBO Max! This almost isn’t worth it…
  7. Big Mac meal from McDonald’s.
  8. Reddit sent me a notification saying that I mentioned myself in a comment. W-what??
  9. Is it too late for a refund?
  10. Started the world’s longest conga line inside of a Walgreen’s.
  11. Yeah. Back in 2018, I think. That’s what I read, anyway.
  12. There are also a lot of time zones to take into consideration.
  13. I’m still here, I guess.
  14. Purrs like a kitten whenever someone mentions Applebee’s.
  15. Why can’t some people communicate without shouting?
  16. Eats spaghetti with a spoon, one noodle at a time.
  17. Stouffer’s lasagna…whenever it gets ready.
×
×
  • Create New...