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The_annoying_one

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  1. Bought some pre-made potato salad today and accidentally left it on my counter for 9 hours straight. $4.15 right down the drain.
  2. Brings own melted butter to the movie theater.
  3. Went to Milwaukee with Rashida Jones in 2011.
  4. Took a ham out of my freezer this morning but it’s still frozen, so…..white rice, chicken & corn all mixed together.
  5. Supplied the condoms for me.
  6. Eats cereal with Red Bull instead of milk.
  7. Was the one person in the crowd at that show.
  8. Goes to Walmart and sells bootleg CDs in the parking lot every Friday.
  9. Found Carmen San Diego in a Where’s Waldo book.
  10. Was told that in complete confidence.
  11. White rice, corn, black eyed peas, and a couple of pieces of cubed steak.
  12. Fought Chuck Norris in his prime….and won.
  13. Won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest in 2005.
  14. Me, when I went outside a few hours ago and saw/felt snow all over the place: “Thanks. I hate it.”
  15. Knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
  16. Repeat of this, but I made it a lot better this time.
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