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    Used to be a sketch artist…..
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    Was craving Taco Bell until I remembered I had some burritos in my freezer. Had two of them and some chips.
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    Cuts his toast in the shape of Alfred Hitchcock’s silhouette.
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    Flood warning issued for my area. Fun.
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    Has the Jeepers Creepers theme song as his ringtone.
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    Used to be an adventurer like me until they took an arrow in the knee.
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    What is this, some kind of party? Actually….uh…..
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    Likes to eat burritos with absolutely nothing inside of them.
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    I saw a woman order a grilled cheese sandwich at a place that’s known mostly for steaks and burgers.
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    Secretly wrote most of the Top 40 hit songs of the 90s.
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    Still has an imaginary friend. His name is Bartholomew Daniels.
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    Can summon a brutal thunderstorm whenever the wrong person pisses her off.
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    Lost out on Employee Of The Month while working at home in a self-made business.
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    Movie franchises should be limited to no more than 3 movies apiece.
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    Tried Culver’s for the first time ever. The burger was really good but the fries tasted store-bought and generic.
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    Randomly being forced into babysitting two small kids and a wild dog while I’m still dealing with the last remnants of pneumonia is not fucking okay.
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    Cried during “Dumb & Dumber”.
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    Bathes fully clothed.
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    Once managed the Blue Man Group.
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