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    Has an entire scrapbook filled with gold stars awarded for participation.
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    My heater has two settings: low and high. Low means I still freeze and high feels like I’m burning alive.
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    Knows exactly how many oats are supposed to come in a standard container of Quaker Instant Oatmeal.
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    Chicken salad sandwich & Doritos because it’s too cold to order anything and fuck cooking. I just wanna go to bed.
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    Leaves every room by saying “Th-th-th-th-that’s all, folks!”
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    Solves every problem with a strongly-worded angry letter.
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    Plots elaborate revenge against spam callers and bots.
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    I just woke up within the past hour from a nap that lasted almost four hours. Is it bedtime yet?
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    Hope I can catch a quick nap before all hell breaks loose later this afternoon.
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    Went on a months-long search for the Highway To Hell after listening to AC/DC.
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    Is a professional shitposter.
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    Taught the hokey pokey to a group of displaced refugees in a third world country.
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    Once threw a party in their own home….but wasn’t invited to it.
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    Brings a lawn chair inside Walmart in case he needs to take a break.
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    Played in the Power Rangers TV series for 3 seasons.
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    https://youtu.be/6zyRaOTY4aM YouTube won’t allow me to embed this video for some reason.
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    Once got caught trying to use arcade tokens as change in a 7-eleven.
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    Burger King. Laziness won out over the need for something good tonight.
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    Trying to figure out what to eat every day is absolutely tiresome.
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    Was banned from his favorite establishment for asking “Where’s the sauce?!?!” one too many times.
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    Once stole a stethoscope from their doctor’s office because they’re just too fun to play with.
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    Goes to comedy clubs just to heckle the comedians.
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