The_annoying_one

Has dreams of becoming the county clerk in Bismarck, North Dakota.

Microwaved a can of beef stew. That’s all I had energy for tonight.

I finally got a major problem taken care of today. One more to worry about tomorrow, but I just need food and sleep right now.

Was kicked out of SeaWorld for screaming at the dolphins.

Not sure how you got my phone number just from me absentmindedly visiting your website in a moment of pure accident, but okay. You’re blocked, spammer.

Happy birthday, nammy. 🎂

Begins every email with “Hey, knucklehead”.

Steak with onions and mushrooms, plus the leftover potatoes from last night.

Is wearing Spidey undies right now.

Joined and left on the same day? Damn.

Was banned from the local community college for teaching a class on all the ways to use a Shop Vac.

Ribs, mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, and a little watermelon for dessert.

Created a very successful line of mittens that play music while you wear them.

Is NG+9 too far to go in a video game? You know what? I don't care. I'm just gonna keep playing.

I will never trust the opinions of people reviewing things online when the person doing the review wasn’t even born yet when the thing they’re reviewing came out.

Chicken & rice with onions and a couple other things added. I don’t know if I was just hungry or what, but this shit was amazing.

There’s something about having to delete half the content on my PS5, even with a USB Extended Storage Device installed, just to play one game, that really pisses me off.

It somehow didn’t last too long here tonight. I think it was done by 11:00. But most of the assholes in my neighborhood tend to turn “patriotic” holidays into a week-long excuse to get drunk and blow shit up. Okay, I’m done ranting now. Why is it still so hot here?

I ate cheeseburgers and watched one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, all with a massive headache.

Grilled cheeseburgers again.