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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Well, this thread certainly….uh….yeah….
  2. Has been hiding Mr. Hoonie in his basement for months.
  3. Tried to scramble eggplant for breakfast one day.
  4. There is no more irritating type of person on this entire earth than IT people. Condescending, self-important bastards.
  5. Walked into a Walmart bathroom and replaced all the liquid hand soap with chocolate syrup.
  6. Ringtone is the sound of nails on a chalkboard.
  7. Threatened to slap the manager at Denny’s because they wouldn’t let him bring in outside food or drink.
  8. Drives an ice cream truck but speeds away from all of the children when they approach.
  9. Tried to convince Christina Aguilera to record a song with Slayer.
  10. Goes to YouTube to watch the ads, but skips the videos themselves.
  11. I think Tubi is my favorite streaming service now. It’s free and most of the movies are so bad they’re good.
  12. Taught Rikishi how to do the stinkface.
  13. I’m hot, I’m sweaty, I desperately need a shower, and the water’s apparently shut off in my neighborhood because of some kind of whatever. My head kind of hurts and I’m just not in a good mood right now.
  14. Sent Rey Mysterio Jr some fan mail with a piece of chewed-up bubble gum inside.
  15. Likes to sit in on civil court cases and make snarky comments to strangers.
  16. Likes to introduce his enemies to his pet ostrich.
  17. Going down a rabbit hole on the absolute weirdest side of YouTube imaginable is a hell of a lot more fun than it should be.
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